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Old 04-19-2018, 10:22 AM
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:14 PM
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Old 04-19-2018, 02:56 PM
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:10 PM
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:15 PM
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:17 PM
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Just like that, you can't even say, "Hola!"?
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:45 PM
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Old 04-19-2018, 03:55 PM
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Which would you say, if you visited Doha?

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Old 04-20-2018, 08:07 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:13 AM
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Actually, I still prefer catarrh
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:38 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 08:45 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 09:27 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 10:31 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 10:38 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 10:41 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:25 AM
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Old 04-20-2018, 02:15 PM
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Old 04-20-2018, 02:27 PM
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Old 04-20-2018, 03:05 PM
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or perhaps a nice chianti served with fava beans
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Old 04-20-2018, 04:45 PM
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Old 04-20-2018, 11:15 PM
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Old 04-22-2018, 09:03 AM
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Old 04-22-2018, 10:35 AM
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Old 04-22-2018, 01:35 PM
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Old 04-23-2018, 11:45 AM
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Old 04-23-2018, 12:10 PM
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Old 04-23-2018, 12:51 PM
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Old 04-23-2018, 01:06 PM
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Old 04-23-2018, 01:09 PM
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,,,and Yoda, and Solo, and so on and so on.
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Didn't Harry Potter say that to Doctor Who?
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