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Old 09-23-2019, 01:38 PM
Chad Sudan is offline
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Haitian politician "unintentionally" shoots journalist

Trump: I could shoot someone and not lose any supporters.

Duterte: I have killed people. Just kidding. But not really.

Jean Marie Ralph Féthière: Bang. Bang.

Think this guy will get away with it?
Old 09-23-2019, 05:07 PM
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As long as he did not also shoot the deputy, he swears it was in self-defense, and that he did not know it was a capital offense.
Old 09-23-2019, 05:36 PM
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Well, it's not like anyone has an actual picture of the guy brandishing a handgun, while onlookers run away in fear!

<looks at article>

Never mind.


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