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Ed's napping, needs usual INDOLENCE.
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Ever read GEORGE Orwell?
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GRUDGINGLY, Ed often reads grand epics.
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"Alice's vacation enraged Roger's anger," GUSHED Ellen Stevens.
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Don't read EXCESSIVELY sexual stories and gory editions.
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Xerxes EXHIBITED rather xenophobic earning strategies.
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DOCUMENTS in pouch look official; many are Top Secret.
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Don't offer crappy UNEDITED menus: eaters need true sentences.
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Ed fasts FREQUENTLY, is nearly gone.
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Find really expensive quinoa unless Ed needs TO lick yams.
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Trump only BECOMES increasingly appalling, Siobhan.
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Eleven LUSTFUL earls control theatrical rights in Canada.

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Those eyes are rather SWOLLEN.
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Leaving early, a RENEGADE just entered the sky.
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