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Old 05-18-2019, 08:59 AM
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Return this ant farm.
My cousin, Stephen King, has
already got one.

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Old 05-18-2019, 09:09 AM
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Only one one dollar bill?
I want ten million!
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:12 PM
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I want ten million
Best friends, each one knowing to
Never disturb me

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Old 05-21-2019, 11:58 AM
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Never disturb me
When I'm eating my pudding
My tasty pudding
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Old 05-21-2019, 12:05 PM
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My tasty pudding
has bananas, Vanilla
Wafers and milk. YUM!
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Old 05-21-2019, 12:32 PM
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Wafers and milk. YUM!
You claim to be a vegan?
Soy milk is all right.
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:04 PM
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Soy milk is all right?
Show me a farmer who can
milk an adult soy!
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Old 05-22-2019, 10:23 AM
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milk an adult soy?
Just where is a soy's nipples?
Must know for science
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Old 05-22-2019, 11:36 AM
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Must know for science
Is there really a gay gene?
If there is......so what?
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Old 05-23-2019, 09:22 PM
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If there is so what
Why no so who or so why?
Or even so how?
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Old 05-26-2019, 12:51 AM
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Or even so how
Do you get a friend to stop
Being such a dumb dick?
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Old 05-27-2019, 08:02 AM
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Being a dumb Dick
Nixon defiantly said
I am not a crook


Note: Foul on previous entry, repaired in mine
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Old 05-29-2019, 09:48 AM
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I am not a crook
Said a crook not as crooked
As Crooked Donald
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Old 05-31-2019, 08:22 AM
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As Crooked Donald
At long last leaves the White House
We will breathe again
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Old 05-31-2019, 09:23 AM
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We will breathe again!
Softener sheets will be banned!
When I'm President.
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Old 05-31-2019, 03:03 PM
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When I'm President?
White House Taco Bell, and a
Burrito gofer
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Old 05-31-2019, 03:19 PM
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Burrito gofer
gofer gopher burrito
It tastes like varmint
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Old 05-31-2019, 04:06 PM
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"It tastes like varmint!"
Yosemite Sam got the
drop on Bugs Bunny?
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Old 06-01-2019, 10:32 AM
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drop on Bugs Bunny
The pigeons do it a lot
Bugs Bunny hates it

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Old 06-01-2019, 08:24 PM
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Bugs Bunny hates it
when folks act like snots. Of course,
you know this means war!
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Old 06-01-2019, 10:19 PM
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You know this means war
When I say hi and then you
Fart as you walk out.
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Old 06-02-2019, 10:07 AM
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Fart as you walk out?
On a packed elevator?
Classic prank, Simpson.
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Old 06-02-2019, 12:52 PM
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Classic prank, Simpson
If that's your middle name, I
Said to U.S. Grant
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Old 06-02-2019, 03:47 PM
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Said to U.S. Grant:
"Best whiskey to win battles?"
"The kind you drink, man!"

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Old 06-03-2019, 08:36 AM
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"The kind you drink, man!"
So what's the best type of weed?
"The kind you smoke, man!"
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Old 06-04-2019, 08:53 PM
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The kind you smoke, man
That's the kielbasa I want
Not the fake sausage
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Old 06-05-2019, 08:58 AM
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"Not the fake sausage"
She purred to the pizza boy
Then she dropped her skirt
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Old 06-07-2019, 07:53 PM
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Then she dropped her skirt.
And all hell broke loose. It was
A very good day.
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Old 06-08-2019, 05:38 AM
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A very good day
Is when you shit your pants and
No one notices
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Old 06-08-2019, 09:10 AM
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No one notices
I can be invisible
People don't see me.
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Old 06-08-2019, 05:24 PM
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People don't see me
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I never leave home.
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Old 06-09-2019, 02:34 PM
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I never leave home
Without AmEx. And Visa,
Master Card and Cash.
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Old 06-09-2019, 05:07 PM
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Master Card and Cash
Go together like Johnny
And synthesizers.
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Old 06-10-2019, 01:23 PM
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And synthesizers
Another great 80s thing
High volt rock and roll
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Old 06-11-2019, 01:16 AM
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High volt rock and roll
is not for me, give me throat
singing by The Hu
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Old 06-13-2019, 05:58 AM
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Singing by The Hu
Ain't that Roger Daltrey's gig?
Hu the fuck are you?
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Hu the f*** are you?
Nguyen the f*** can we meet up?
Hao the f*** are things?
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