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Old 05-18-2019, 03:46 AM
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You may say I'm a dreamer,
But I'm not the only one
Someday you will join us
And the world will live as one...
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Old 05-18-2019, 04:49 AM
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Dreamer, you know you are a dreamer,
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said dreamer, you're nothing but a dreamer,
Well can you put your hands in your head, oh no!
I said "far out, what a day, a year, a life it is!"
You know, well you know, you had it comin' to you.
Now, there's not a lot I can do.....
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Old 05-18-2019, 06:36 AM
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Don't fall in love with a dreamer
'Cause he'll always take you in
Just when you think you've really changed him
He'll leave you again
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Old 05-18-2019, 09:44 AM
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Sunshine knocking on my window
Couldn't wake me from this dream (we dream)
Cause I don't care which way the wind blows
I will follow you
It seems
That in my life
Cause in your life
You believe
In dreams
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Old 05-18-2019, 12:10 PM
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In dreams I walk with you, in dreams I talk to you
In dreams you're mine, all of the time
We're together in dreams, in dreams
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Old 05-18-2019, 01:45 PM
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And next, the room was full of wild and angry men.
They seemed to hate this man.
They fell on him, and then
Disappeared again.
Then I saw thousands of millions
Crying for this man.
And then I heard them mentioning my name,
And leaving me the blame.
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Old 05-18-2019, 05:34 PM
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Conquistador there is no time
I must pay my respect
And though I came to jeer at you
I leave now with regret
And as the gloom begins to fall
I see there is no, only all
And though you came with sword held high
You did not conquer, only die
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Old 05-18-2019, 07:41 PM
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Farewell and good cheer
Oh my brave cavalier
Ride onward to glorious strife.
I swear when you're gone
I'll remember you well
For all of the rest of my life.
Hail, Knight of the Woeful Countenance,
Knight of the Woeful Countenance
Fare to the foe,
They will quail at the sight
Of the Knight of the Woeful Countenance!
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Old 05-18-2019, 08:05 PM
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We're knights of the round table
We dance whene'er we're able
We do routines and scenes
With footwork impeccable.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and Spam a lot.
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Old 05-18-2019, 08:41 PM
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He likes bread and butter
He likes toast and Jam
That's what his baby feeds him
He's her lovin' man....
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Old 05-18-2019, 10:33 PM
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Pump up the jam, pump it up
While you feet are stompin'
And the jam is pumpin'
Look at here the crowd is jumpin'
Pump it up a little more
Get the party going on the dance floor
Seek us that's where the party's at
And you'll find out if you're too bad
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Old 05-19-2019, 05:51 AM
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Could have been the whiskey, might have been the gin,
Could have been three, four, six-packs, I don't know,
But look at the mess I'm in.
My head is like a football, I think I'm gonna die,
Tell me, me oh me oh my,
Wasn't that a party?
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Are you ready for some football?
A Monday night invasion
Yeah, this is "Rocking" Randall Hank
With a special elect for the nation
Here comes the hits, the bangs, the blocks and the spikes
Cause all my rowdy friends drop in on Monday night
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:20 PM
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You gotta be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls.
A touchdown getter, you bet.
The fact that you are rich and handsome won’t get you anything in curls
You gotta be a football hero to get along with the beautiful girls,

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Old 05-19-2019, 12:43 PM
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You know we're just struttin' for fun
Struttin' our stuff for everyone.
We're not here to start no trouble.
We're just here to do the Super Bowl Shuffle.
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:53 PM
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Stray cat strut, I'm a ladies cat,
A feline Casanova, hey man, that's that...
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I got cat class
And I got cat syle....
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Old 05-19-2019, 12:54 PM
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She's totally committed
To major independence
But she's a lady through and through
She gives them quite a battle
All that they can handle
She'll bruise some
She'll hurt some too
But oh they love to watch her strut
Oh they do respect her but
They love to watch her strut
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Old 05-19-2019, 01:07 PM
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This is how I strut my stuff
This is how I strut my stuff
Hey! Hey!
Camera flashes, my eyes close and
I ain't ready for such a pose, yeah
Walk the catwalk, hear the boys talk
About my body, I know they want me
This is how I strut my stuff
This is how I strut my stuff
This is how I strut my stuff
Watch me as I strut my stuff
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Old 05-19-2019, 01:18 PM
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Ladies with an attitude
Fellows that were in the mood
Don't just stand there, let's get to it
Strike a pose, there's nothing to it
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Old 05-19-2019, 01:48 PM
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I'm too sexy for my shirt too sexy for my shirt
So sexy it hurts
And I'm too sexy for Milan too sexy for Milan
New York and Japan
And I'm too sexy for your party
Too sexy for your party
No way I'm disco dancing
I'm a model you know what I mean
And I do my little turn on the catwalk
Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah
I do my little turn on the catwalk
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Old 05-19-2019, 06:08 PM
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If you want my body, and you think I'm sexy,
Come on, sugar, tell me so.
If you really need me, just reach out and touch me,
Come on, honey, tell me so.
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Old 05-19-2019, 06:14 PM
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I want you so bad, babe
I want you so bad...
It's driving me mad
It's driving me mad...
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Old 05-19-2019, 06:41 PM
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I want you
You've had your fun, you don't get well no more
I want you
Your fingernails go dragging down the wall
Be careful darling, you might fall
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Old 05-19-2019, 06:47 PM
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If you make sure you're connected,
The writing's on the wall
But if your mind's neglected,
Stumble you might fall
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Old 05-19-2019, 07:19 PM
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Right now, right now, I'm switching to a new lane
Foot to the floor, man searching for the real thing
Meet somebody else, sometimes ain't no shame
Head to the clouds sayin’

It's like can I get a connection?
Can I get, can I get a connection?
Can I get a connection?
Can I get, can I get a connection?
I can see it in my, see it in my reflection
Oh, can I get a connection?
Can I get, can I get a connection?
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Old 05-19-2019, 08:33 PM
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I pushed my foot down to the floor to give the guy the shake,
But the little Nash Rambler stayed right behind; he still had on his brake.
He must have thought his car had more guts
As he kept on tooting his horn. Beep! Beep!
I'll show him that a Cadillac is not a car to scorn.
Beep, beep. (Beep, beep.)
Beep, beep. (Beep, beep.)
His horn went, beep, beep, beep. (Beep! Beep!).
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:15 PM
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If you're on a highway and Road Runner goes "beep beep,"
Just step aside or might end up in a heap.
Road Runner, Road Runner runs down the road all day.
Even the coyote can't make him change his ways.
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:27 PM
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No regrets, Coyote,
I'll get off up a ways,
You just picked up a hitcher,
A prisoner,
Of the white lines on the highway...
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Old 05-19-2019, 09:31 PM
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I've got the white line fever
And I never toured for sin
If there's a black hole heading for hell
Then maybe count me in?
I sold my soul so long ago
The bullet in the chamber with nowhere to go
If there's a black hole heading for hell
Then maybe count me in?
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Old 05-20-2019, 12:10 AM
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I'm eighteen with a bullet,
Got my finger on the trigger, I'm gonna pull it.
I'm a super-soul sure-shot, yeah,
I'm a national breakout.
So let me check your playlist, mama,
Huh, c'mon let's make out.
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Old 05-20-2019, 12:53 AM
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Kiss me quick,
While we still have this feeling,
Hold me close and never let me go
'Cause tomorrows can be so uncertain,
Love can fly and leave us hurting....
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Old 05-20-2019, 01:13 AM
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So kiss me and smile for me,
Tell me that you'll wait for me,
Hold me like you'll never let me go.
'Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again,
Oh babe, I hate to go.
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Old 05-20-2019, 09:04 AM
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Jet was your father as bold as the sergeant major
How come he told you that you were hardly old enough yet
And Jet I thought the major was a lady suffragette

Ah mater want Jet to always love me
Ah mater want Jet to always love me
Ah mater, much later

And Jet I thought the major was a lady suffragette
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Old 05-20-2019, 09:07 AM
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Well naturally somebody told a joke
And a couple of fellas began to smoke.
I took a whiff as a cloud rolled by
And my nose went up like an infield fly.
The captain, this blonde fella from Yale, said
"What's the matter with you, baby?"

Well, I may be crazy, but I think not.
I'd swear to God that I smell pot.
But who'd have pot in Vietnam?
He said, "What do you think you're sittin' on?"
These funny little plants, thousands of them.
Good God Almighty... Pastures of Plenty!
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Old 05-20-2019, 09:14 AM
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We do lots of lovin' in Muskogee
We ain't never heard of pitchin' woo
We don't shoot that deadly marijuana
We get drunk like God wants us to do

And I'm proud to be an okie from Muskogee
A place where even squares can have a ball
We still wave old glory down at the courthouse
And white lightnin’s still the biggest thrill of all

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Old 05-20-2019, 11:54 AM
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We know we belong to the land
And the land we belong to is grand!
And when we say
Yeeow! Ayipioeeay!
We're only sayin'
You're doin' fine, Oklahoma!
Oklahoma O.K.
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Old 05-20-2019, 12:45 PM
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They ain't no different up in Oklahoma,
They ain't afraid to stay up til dawn
They love to cut a rug & chug-a-lug...
Long-necks til your money runs out...
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Old 05-20-2019, 01:57 PM
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Well I never been to heaven
But I been to Oklahoma
Well they tell me I was born there
But I really don't remember
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Old 05-20-2019, 02:20 PM
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Do you remember, back in the fall?
We'd be together all day long
Do you remember us holding hands?
In each other's eyes, we'd stare
Tell me

Do you remember the time?
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time?
When we first met, girl
Do you remember the time?
(Oh, I)
When we fell in love
Do you remember the time?

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Old 05-20-2019, 03:27 PM
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I remember when Rock was young,
Me and Susie had so much fun...
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Old 05-20-2019, 03:54 PM
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It's been a long time since I rock and rolled
It's been a long time since I did the Stroll
Oh let me get it back let me get it back
Let me get it back baby where I come from
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Old 05-20-2019, 04:23 PM
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I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' flat butts are the thing
Take the average black man and ask him that
She gotta pack much back
So, fellas (yeah) Fellas (yeah)
Has your girlfriend got the butt? (hell yeah)
Tell 'em to shake it (shake it) shake it (shake it)
Shake that healthy butt
Baby got back (L.A. fits with the Oakland booty)
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Old 05-20-2019, 06:31 PM
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Girls hit your hallelujah (whoo)
'Cause uptown funk gonna give it to ya..
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Old 05-21-2019, 04:12 AM
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I'm gonna try for an uptown girl,
She's been living in her white bread world,
As long as anyone with hot blood can,
And now she's looking for a downtown man,
That's what I am.
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:27 AM
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When you're alone and life is making you lonely
You can always go downtown
When you've got worries, all the noise and the hurry
Seems to help, I know, downtown
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Old 05-21-2019, 07:40 AM
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Cum on feel the noize
Girls rock your boys
We get wild, wild, wild
Wild, wild, wild
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Old 05-21-2019, 10:14 AM
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Well, we found a little place that really didn't look half bad
I had a whisky on the rocks
And change of a dollar for the jukebox
Well, I put the cold rock into that can
But all they played was disco, man
Come on, baby, baby, let's get out of here right away
We're gonna rock this town
Rock it inside out
We're gonna rock this town
Make'em scream and shout
Let's rock, rock, rock, man, rock
We're gonna rock till you pop
We're gonna rock till you drop
We're gonna rock this town
Rock it inside out
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Old 05-21-2019, 02:43 PM
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R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A.
R.O.C.K. in the U.S.A., Yeah, Yeah!
Rockin' in the U.S.A.
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Old 05-21-2019, 03:51 PM
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Come Friday noon
Bout a half past three
(High school U.S.A.)
I drop my books and my misery
(High school U.S.A.)
Stroll up and down
Through the soda shop
(High school U.S.A.)
Drop a coin in the old jukebox
(High school U.S.A.)
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Old 05-21-2019, 10:19 PM
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Baby don't blow it,
Don't put my good advice to shame!
Baby you know it,
Even dear Abby'd say the same!

Now I've called the shot,
Get off the pot,
I really gotta fly,
Gotta be going to that malt shop in the sky.

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