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a one bedroom house
But there is not room for my
rhino, horse, and mouse
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But there is not room
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Get out of my tomb!
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Necrophiliacs
Use lots of cologne but not
For what it attracts.

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Old 01-12-2019, 08:36 AM
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Use lots of cologne
Here is one that's guaranteed
To make your love moan.
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One that's guaranteed!
Have you heard of cannabis?
Perhaps a wee weed?
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You have cannabis?
Let’s meet. I think that we’re all
bozos on this bus.
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Old 01-15-2019, 08:38 AM
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I think that we're all
Not going to Heaven, and
Headed for a fall.
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Old 01-20-2019, 09:17 PM
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Not going to heaven
Is no big deal. On my must-
See list, it's eleven.
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Old 01-22-2019, 09:08 AM
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No big deal on my
Scale of pain, it rates a one
I didn't even cry.
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Not going to heaven
Is no big deal. On my must-
See list, it's eleven.
Oops, eleven rhymes nicely but has too many syllables. Just pretend it's seven.
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Old 01-23-2019, 09:33 AM
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Scale of pain: a one
Needles and leather and rope
Our fun has begun
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Old 01-24-2019, 09:58 AM
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Needles and leather
Should work at keeping this old
Rare book together.
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Old 01-27-2019, 03:48 AM
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Work at keeping this
Rhyming haiku thread going so
I can take a piss.
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Old 01-27-2019, 08:33 PM
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Rhyming haiku thread
Keeps your numbers honest and
Proves poetic cred.
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Old 01-28-2019, 12:55 AM
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Proves poetic cred
ain’t enough to say that what
just needs to be said.
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Old 01-28-2019, 07:27 AM
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Ain't enough to say
Make rhyme from the middle line?
You go your own way.
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Old 01-28-2019, 08:48 AM
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From the middle line
I count my check out items
I have only nine.
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Old 02-02-2019, 11:58 PM
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This is my check out:
I’ll rest in peace if I find
A nice cool hangout.
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Old 02-04-2019, 08:54 AM
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When the Trump presidency
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Old 02-05-2019, 01:17 AM
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Trump presidency:
One day seemed as likely as
porn celibacy.
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One day seemed as like
The day before and after
The plant is on strike.
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Old 02-18-2019, 11:46 PM
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Before and afta
Trump screws with trade agreements
We'll have NAFTA

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Old 02-19-2019, 12:40 AM
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Agreements screws Trump
who’s afraid of things that can
go bumpity bump.
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Old 02-19-2019, 08:31 AM
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Afraid of things that
Can bite, scratch, and go meow
Do not get a cat.
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Old 02-20-2019, 12:04 AM
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Can bite scratch and go
On to the next level of
“terrify your beau.”
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Old 02-20-2019, 10:19 AM
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To the next level
Of the Circles of Hell where
I met the devil
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Old 02-20-2019, 11:39 AM
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the Circles of Hell
Which one will house Donald Trump?
Satan will not tell
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Old 02-24-2019, 08:29 PM
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Which one will house Trump?
A prison, a gulag, or
A donkey's fat rump?
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Old 02-25-2019, 08:16 AM
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Prison, gulag or
Cuckoo's nest. No difference
You're locked up, for sure.
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Old 02-28-2019, 01:47 AM
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Cuckoo’s nest: no diff
From the seats of congress. Build
A wall there. Terrif.
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Old 02-28-2019, 08:11 AM
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The seats of congress
Oh, the asses who sit there
Will make the wrong guess.
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Old 03-05-2019, 05:33 AM
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Asses who sit there
Tear their hair while watching bears
In the grass shit there.
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Old 03-05-2019, 09:04 AM
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Tear their hair watching
Their little girls playing games
Sidewalk hopscotching
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Old 03-07-2019, 10:06 PM
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There, little girls play
giggle, swoon and laugh a dance
greater than ballet.
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Old 03-09-2019, 02:20 PM
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Giggle, laugh and swoon
While you dance by the light of
the silvery moon.
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Old 03-16-2019, 08:35 AM
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When you dance by light
Sing that song: "Revved up like a
(Something something) night".
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Old 03-16-2019, 09:07 AM
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Sing that song revved up
Give the microphone your all.
Win the first prize cup.
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Old 03-16-2019, 06:18 PM
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Give the microphone
Two turn tables. Not one. Not
Three. Two. Got it, Holmes?
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Old 03-18-2019, 12:00 PM
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Not two turn tables
All songs are now in the cloud
And joined by cables
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Old 03-18-2019, 12:02 PM
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All songs in the cloud
Please use headphones when you want
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Use headphones when you
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Old 03-19-2019, 10:57 PM
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Others listening
To hot gossip squee while their
Ears are glistening.
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Old 03-20-2019, 10:30 AM
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To hot gossip, squee
Squeak, squirm, squeal, squawk, and even
Squid, square, squelch, and squirt!
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Old 03-20-2019, 10:37 AM
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To hot gossip, squee
Squeak, squirm, squeal, squawk, and even
Squid, square, squelch, and squwee!
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Old 03-20-2019, 10:54 AM
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Squeak, squeal, squawk, and squirm
Sounds at a zoo you hear a
Mouse, pig, hawk, and worm
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Old 03-23-2019, 12:28 AM
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Hear sounds at the zoo.
“Don’t tease the monkey!” “Where’s my
Kids! I once had two!”
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We don't allow your type here
Aren't you a junkie?"
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Old 03-26-2019, 11:47 AM
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Morbid stories: they
are sad but remind us of
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But remind us of
Riding public vehicles
Start of our bus love.

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