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I'll be in my bump.
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Old 09-16-2018, 09:47 PM
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Well, I am gonna bump it over here.
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Old 09-16-2018, 11:33 PM
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Old 09-17-2018, 12:05 AM
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To bump or not to bump?
That is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to take arms against a sea of troubles,
And by opposing, bump them....
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Old 09-17-2018, 12:51 AM
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Humpty Bumpty sat on a wall....
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Old 09-17-2018, 01:50 AM
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How do I bump thee?
Let me bump the ways...

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Old 09-17-2018, 03:13 AM
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I bump thee to the depth and breadth and height,
My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight.
For the ends of being and ideal grace.
I bumo thee to the level of every days....
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Old 09-17-2018, 08:23 AM
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I'd rather see the 6 letter feud thread get bumped.
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Old 09-17-2018, 08:32 AM
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They call me Bumper, Bumper
Faster than lightning.
No one you see, bumps more threads than me.
And you know Bumper, Bumper
Will get this thread bumped.
Faster than it jumped
To the top of the thread.
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Old 09-17-2018, 11:47 AM
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Note to potential visitors to Lassen NP: the Bumpass Hell trail is closed.

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Old 09-17-2018, 05:07 PM
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That'll be a dispute to the end of time, Mr. Brown: whether it's better to do the right bump for the wrong reason or the wrong bump for the right reason.
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Old 09-17-2018, 08:53 PM
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Frankly, Scarlett, I don't give a bump.
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Old 09-17-2018, 10:04 PM
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That's alternative bumps.
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Old 09-18-2018, 02:35 AM
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You mean, fake bumps?
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Old 09-18-2018, 09:41 AM
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How does one fake a bump?
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Old 09-18-2018, 09:42 AM
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Old 09-18-2018, 10:38 AM
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Old 09-18-2018, 11:05 AM
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First thing they teach you in pro wrestling school is how to take a bump.
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Old 09-18-2018, 01:41 PM
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Didn't the Black-Eyed Peas record a song called "My Bumps"?
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:01 PM
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No... wire... bumps. What's wire bumps doing in this closet when I told you: no wire bumps EVER? I work and work 'till I'm half-dead, and I hear people saying, "She's getting old." And what do I get? A daughter... who cares as much about the beautiful dresses I give her... as she cares about me. What's wire bumps doing in this closet? Answer me. I buy you beautiful dresses, and you treat them like they were some dishrag. You do. Three hundred dollar dress on a wire bump. We'll see how many you've got if they're hidden somewhere. We'll see... we'll see. Get out of that bed. All of this is coming out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. Out. You've got any more? We're gonna see how many wire bumps you've got in your closet. Wire bumps, why? Why? Christina, get out of that bed. Get out of that bed. You live in the most beautiful house in Brentwood and you don't care if your clothes are stretched out from wire bumps. And your room looks like some two-dollar-a-week furnished room in some two-bit back street town in Okalahoma. Get up. Get up. Clean up this mess.
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Old 09-18-2018, 06:28 PM
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First thing they teach you in pro wrestling school is how to take a bump.
I'm not a pro wrestler, but I am affiliated with the local pro wrestling promotion, and I've taken a few bumps in the ring.
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Old 09-20-2018, 01:37 AM
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Don't make me bump this thread off.
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Old 09-20-2018, 02:01 AM
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Drove into a parking lot today. I didn't know it had speed bumps. I found out the hard way.
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111grahamsnumber
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Old 09-20-2018, 11:16 AM
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Hey! Have I missed anything?
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Old 09-20-2018, 07:43 PM
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The bump just needs a little fine tuning.
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Old 09-20-2018, 08:40 PM
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Nothing going on here. SOS.
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Old 09-21-2018, 03:17 AM
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Hey! Have I missed anything?
No, not really. The same old, same old. Oh, and bump.
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Old 09-22-2018, 08:54 AM
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Have we stopped bumping this thread yet? No? Okeydoke.
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Old 09-22-2018, 09:02 AM
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How many four letter words rhyme with BUMP? Let's see... dump, Gump, hump, jump, lump, pump, rump, sump. Not many.

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Old 09-22-2018, 10:25 AM
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Ever have a case of the mump?
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Old 09-23-2018, 09:21 PM
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Don't mump this thread.
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Old 09-23-2018, 10:27 PM
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Sump! I like that word. But, otherwise 'bump'.

(Stump)

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Old 09-24-2018, 02:40 AM
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Sump pump! It's a two-for-one bump.
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Old 09-24-2018, 12:54 PM
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Bump the sump pump; make it dump a lump on my rump.
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I got a yellow jacket sting on my arm this morning. You should see the 'BUMP' it's crazy big. At least ping-pong ball size. Ouch.
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Old 09-24-2018, 11:56 PM
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I got a yellow jacket sting, and it hurts like the dickens,
Bump City here we come,
It's swelling up bad; I hope I don't sicken,
Bump City here we come,
Well, to get through this, I'll need Novocaine,
'Cause dammit, don't you know that I'm in pain!

And we're going to Bump City, 'cause it's means more fun....
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Old 09-25-2018, 10:22 AM
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Gump's jumps bumps the sumps pumps; makes them dumps lumps on Trump's rump's humps.
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Old 09-25-2018, 11:07 PM
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I rode my bike today. I thought it would be a smooth ride, but I hit a few bumps.
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Four score and seven bumps ago....
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Old 09-26-2018, 12:35 AM
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We shall bump on the beaches, we shall bump on the landing grounds, we shall bump in the fields and in the streets, we shall bump in the hills; we shall never surrender....
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Old 09-27-2018, 12:11 AM
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I feel a slump,
Nah, it's a bump.
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Old 09-27-2018, 01:24 AM
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John, by the grace of God, king of England, lord of Ireland, duke of Normandy and Aquitaine, and count of Anjou, to the archbishops, bishops, abbots, earls, barons, justiciars, foresters, sheriffs, stewards, servants, and to all his bailiffs and faithful subjects, bump.
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In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Which lead to a whole lot of bumps.
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Old 09-27-2018, 10:54 AM
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I grow weary of the continual bumping of this thread.
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The needs of many outweighs the needs of the bump...
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