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Iconic song titles...diminished


Alter the title of a well known song (any genre) to a lesser version. Try to keep as much of the original title as possible.

"I Left My Heart In San Mateo"
"Frontage Road To Hell"
"Standby Tickets To Paradise"

For one or two word titles, see if you can keep the original "flavor".

"Bluefin Tuna"
SPOILER:
"Barracuda"


Bonus points for matching lyrics or atrocious puns.
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Which individual is responsible for granting the canines a point of egress?


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