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Old 11-13-2018, 09:02 PM
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Odd that some have such a hard time grasping such basic facts. So, I'll break this down for the hard of thinking folk:

How to determine if Donald J. Trump is your President ó a guide for the logic challenged

Question 1) Are you a citizen of the United States of America?
___ Yes.. Congratulations, Donald J Trump is your President!

___ No. Sorry, Donald J. Trump is not your President.
Questions 2 - ∞) See Question 1

See, easy peasy.
Ah, you got that backwards. Category 1 should get the "sorry" and Category 2 should get the "congratulations."

tRump shows no respect for anyone who won't kiss his butt so I don't see why he should get any respect from me. He actually doesn't even respect those who do kiss his butt since all he likes them for is their willingness to serve him.
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I believe I have called him both "Schweinficker" and "[farting noise]" on this board.
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SCROTUS
(So Called Ruler Of The United States)
Credited to Elayne Boosler
Oh, that's good.

But, really, we should be considerate enough to use his real name. Which, and I think it was Jon Stewart who pointed this out, is Fuckface von Clownstick.
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Old 11-14-2018, 12:22 AM
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I saw a recent one, don't know if it was mentioned: Agolf Twitler.

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Old 11-15-2018, 06:13 AM
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Old 11-15-2018, 08:08 AM
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Donald, of House Harkonnen, worst of his name...
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Old 11-15-2018, 08:57 AM
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Ah, you got that backwards. Category 1 should get the "sorry" and Category 2 should get the "congratulations."
It appears that trying to make cutting remarks with a dull knife is hard work.

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tRump...
Simply devastating. Now you can have your juice box.
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Old 11-15-2018, 06:16 PM
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Old 11-15-2018, 07:01 PM
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I've been using President Rump since mid-November of 2016.
It's subtle (gosh, did I forget a redundant T?) but you guys know what I mean.

I find it ironic but not-necessarily-surprising that the guy who was at the forefront of crowds questioning the previous president's legitimacy is now pouting about people questioning his legitimacy; the crowd at the heart of the Birther bull$H!+ is now whining, "He's been inaugurated already; can't you just accept him for four years?"
As we way in IT: You're gonna have to eat your own dog food.

And a couple questions since I've been avoiding news of any type since August of 2016:

CSFG?
Daughter-fucker?


--G?

An old sociology question:
What's the difference between power and authority?
Power is the ability to make people do what you want them to do.
Authority is the legitimized ratification of power -- the majority of people being directed believe you really should be issuing directions so they comply willingly; no force or duress is required to make them obey.

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Old 11-15-2018, 08:18 PM
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Old 11-16-2018, 01:51 AM
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And a couple questions since I've been avoiding news of any type since August of 2016:

CSFG?
Daughter-fucker?[/COLOR]

--G?
CFSG: Cheeto-Faced Shit-Gibbon. No, you wouldn't know that one without being told.
Daughter-fucker: He has been known to talk how his eldest daughter is so pretty, and if she weren't his daughter he'd date her.
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I tend to go with President Shitpost, given his Twitter proclivities.
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:37 AM
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I don't know about names for the president, but his political strategy could be labelled "rope-a-grope"
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Old 11-16-2018, 08:44 AM
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"IQ 45" is what my wife generally goes with.

ETA: Don't see "Cheetolini" yet.
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Toxic Trump.

But the Dems really should settle on one particular name, and let repetition work for them. And it should be a name low-information users understand and that evokes contempt or disgust.
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Old 11-16-2018, 10:49 AM
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Based on his recent appearance, President Oddly Expanding Neck Fat or POENF for short.
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Old 11-16-2018, 01:00 PM
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Old 11-16-2018, 02:39 PM
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"Mr. T" has a certain 80's cachet, when used in the proper place.
Sometimes "the Trumpster" is good.
I prefer Donaldnomics to Trumpanomics.
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"Mr. T" has a certain 80's cachet, when used in the proper place.
I-I-I-I-I dunno. He is a fool, of course, but I canít imagine anybody wasting any pity on him...
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Old 11-16-2018, 09:42 PM
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Old 11-17-2018, 05:58 PM
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Toxic Trump.

But the Dems really should settle on one particular name, and let repetition work for them. And it should be a name low-information users understand and that evokes contempt or disgust.
You're right about the fact that it would be more effective for the left to settle on one name and use it consistently.

But of course that would be very unlike the left. We tend to value individuality. Or maybe inefficacy (not the goal but too often the result).

Toxic Trump is a good one: three syllables and evokes a real phenomenon (toxic dump).

Similarly, Dolt45 (four syllables but visually short) and SCROTUS (two, and evokes a body part not known for its photogenic properties) are good contenders. I like one not mentioned yet (I think), Putin's Poodle: four syllables, and kind-of rhymes.

But it'll never happen. The left won't act in concert.
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Old 11-18-2018, 10:54 AM
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One I spotted at DailyKos:

Klan-paign rallier.
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Saw this one somewhere the other day:

Lord Feltersnatch

Not too crazy about the 'Lord' part, since that's likely all he'd see, and be puffed up about it into the bargain.
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
No. He may be THE president, but he's not MY president.
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Yeah, but the new guy added a U, for urine I suppose.
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Urine or out, I guess.
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Yeah, but the new guy added a U, for urine I suppose.
Good, because otherwise you're in the same stream twice.
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I've been seeing references to him with an asterisk next to "president."


It's been growing on me.
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The Living Embodiment of the Seven Deadly Sins. OK, not as snappy as some of these, but it's good to point out the hypocrisy of the so-called "Religious Right".
Since it seems like some of the Religious Right fawn over Trump like he's the messiah for their political and social agenda, I'll mention a name we came up with in another thread:

Evil Humperdoo

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Old 11-25-2018, 11:12 PM
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You mean he looks like someone who might get shot by George Zimmerman?


Anyway, he ain't MY president. I suggest "45 hollow point."
Deranged violent rhetoric.

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"That is interesting jacket you have there."
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Has "mushroom dictator" been thrown out yet?
Not yet, but he lost the HoR, so it could be just a matter of time...
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I like Dolt 45, Dotard works too.

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Deranged violent rhetoric.
You can carve that on your credibility's tombstone.
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That implies he had any to begin with.
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