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You know, Piglet, I wasn't really expecting company.
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Old 01-02-2020, 03:48 PM
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I'm so tired of being cute.
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It's all right. He can call me Flower if he wants to.
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Old 01-03-2020, 04:44 PM
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You can learn a lot of things from the flowers,
For especially in the month of June.
There's a wealth of happiness and romance, oh...
The golden afternoon!
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Old 01-03-2020, 07:48 PM
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My, what a happy day
What a sunny sky
Kind of makes you sigh in a happy way
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Old 01-04-2020, 02:12 PM
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My, oh my, what a wonderful day!
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Old 01-04-2020, 06:21 PM
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Old 01-04-2020, 06:53 PM
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Welcome to what's left of normal around here.
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Old 01-04-2020, 07:01 PM
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Wilbur: Pop quiz. Who've you met, and what have you learned?
Lewis: Okay, Bud, Fritz and Joe are brothers. Fritz is married to Petunia, and is she...?
Wilbur: Cranky? Yes.
Lewis: Tallulah and Lazslo are their children, Joe is married to Billie, Lefty is the butler, Spike and Dmitri are twins and I don't know who they're related to.
Wilbur: Neither do we. Go on.
Lewis: Bud is married to Lucielle and Cornelius is their son. What does Cornelius look like?
Wilbur: Tom Selleck.
Lewis: Okay, Cornelius is married to Franny and her brothers are Gaston and Art.
Wilbur: You're forgetting something...
Lewis: Forgetting...? Oh, right. Wilbur is the son of Franny and Cornelius.
Wilbur: And no one realized that you were from the past?
Lewis: Nope.
Wilbur: Whew.
Lewis: Thank you, thank you, hold your applause, thank you very much.
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Old 01-05-2020, 06:59 PM
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Hi, I'm Candace. I'm sure you recognize me from my countless magazine covers. You know, being a supermodel is hard work: the bright lights, the deafening applause, and all those paper cuts from counting my huge stacks of money. That's why I start every morning with Candace-O's.
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Old 01-05-2020, 08:27 PM
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"I don't believe it...!"
"Googly Bear..."
"I'm... on the cover of a magazine!"
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Old 01-06-2020, 01:53 PM
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I tell you, a lot of great music was on that stage. There's Flatt and Scruggs, Liver Lips McGraw, Gomer. Jimi Hendrix opened here for Vanilla Fudge. But nobody, but nobody was like the Country Bears
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Old 01-06-2020, 07:15 PM
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Sometimes I need to be alone with my music.
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Old 01-06-2020, 07:25 PM
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Sing, sweet nightingale! Sing, sweet nightingale!
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Old 01-07-2020, 07:05 PM
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Old 01-08-2020, 05:22 PM
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Old 01-08-2020, 07:56 PM
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Old 01-09-2020, 02:01 PM
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Old 01-09-2020, 09:43 PM
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Old 01-10-2020, 10:45 AM
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Happy "Winds-day", Piglet.
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Old 01-10-2020, 11:50 AM
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Hoist the mast sail...other boat words, to Atlantis!
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Old 01-10-2020, 06:05 PM
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I'll tell you a tale of the bottomless blue, and it's hey to the starboard, heave-ho!
Look out, lad, a mermaid be waiting for you in mysterious fathoms below!
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Old 01-11-2020, 03:36 PM
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Old 01-12-2020, 07:15 AM
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WHO HIRED THIS CREW?! This is undoubtedly the seediest bunch of cutthroats, villains and scoundrels I've ever seen! SO WHO HIRED 'EM?!
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Old 01-12-2020, 11:49 PM
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"You know, Kermit, I thought you were the only one here who wasn't crazy."
"Me, not crazy? I hired the others."
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Old 01-13-2020, 07:35 AM
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But I don't want to go among mad people!
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Old 01-13-2020, 04:38 PM
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Old 01-13-2020, 06:11 PM
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Goofy, what are you saying?
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Old 01-14-2020, 06:47 PM
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To the clouds, away we go!
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Old 01-15-2020, 08:54 AM
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Old 01-15-2020, 07:12 PM
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Old 01-17-2020, 12:47 AM
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Welcome back, watch your head
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Let’s get this party rolling
Is that appliance stolen?
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Old 01-18-2020, 03:08 PM
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Old 01-19-2020, 04:49 PM
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Old 01-19-2020, 06:14 PM
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Which way do you want to go: forwards or backwards?
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Old 01-19-2020, 07:50 PM
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I call upon all the forces of the universe. Bibbidi-bobbidi-boo! Reverse the moon and sun, turn back tide and time, unravel Cinderella's happily ever after to the moment my troubles began!
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Old 01-20-2020, 10:19 PM
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Old 01-21-2020, 06:25 PM
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There's an entirely different universe beyond that black hole. A point where time and space as we know it no longer exists. We will be the first to see it, to explore it, to experience it!
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