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Old 05-28-2015, 08:27 PM
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I don't hate them, mostly because I don't want to expend that much energy on them, but what ire I do direct them is because of all the damage they do. To their children, to Christians in general and to those they seek to oppress...... the GLBT, women, other minorities that don't align with their narrow, bigoted worldview. Why do I feel this way? I've experienced fundamentalism firsthand and know just how much being indoctrinated in that shit can screw you up for a long time. In some cases, forever.

So yeah, they're little hyper-sexualized (seriously, how can people who have so many restrictions regarding sex, talk / think about it so damn much?) cult can go sit on a cactus and spin.
That's the funny thing. Purity obsessed cults sexualize everything. Things normal people don't think twice about become fraught with sexual undertones. In a sociology class years ago I read about how the Shakers would require fully dressed siblings as young as 10 not even pass each other in the hallway for fear of sexual arousal.
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Drama queens of the internet...classic.
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Old 05-28-2015, 08:52 PM
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To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen a statue of Jesus molesting anyone.
Well he did enjoin parents to let their little children come onto him. That's a bit skeevy innit ?
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Have you ever seen anyone who started a new religion who hasn't molested anyone?
Jesus didn't start a new religion.
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Do we know if Jesus molested anyone? Has the statutes run out?
He got off on being anointed. That's strongly correlated with molestation.
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To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen a statue of Jesus molesting anyone.
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To the best of my knowledge, I have never seen a statue of Jesus molesting anyone.
I have to admit a statue molesting someone would be an amazing sight!
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OMG, Askance, that's insane! The little girl is just staring off into space, but the little boy is sure giving that erect light switch a good hard look. I wonder if they designed it that way because Jesus had 12 disciples?
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Old 05-29-2015, 01:55 AM
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This is the thread that solidified my opinion of aceplace57.
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=720848
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Jesus never molested anyone!!!!




It was just showering lessons.
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Jesus didn't start a new religion.
I'd be interested in learning more about your theory.

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This is the thread that solidified my opinion of aceplace57.
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Fuck, what an asshole!
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There are so many like this if you look for them. He is a steaming pile of shit.
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There are so many like this if you look for them. He is a steaming pile of shit.
Yeah, I know. That's just the one that really stood out to me at the time.
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I'd be interested in learning more about your theory.
I'll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy--albeit a really smart and peaceful one--and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, jabiru?
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I'll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy--albeit a really smart and peaceful one--and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, jabiru?
And the apostles were just his bros?
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And the apostles were just his bros?
I imagine.
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I'd be interested in learning more about your theory...
Jesus was a Jew. I'm pretty sure Judaism had been around for quite a while before he was born.
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I'll hazard a guess: Jesus was just a guy--albeit a really smart and peaceful one--and it was Paul who turned him into a religion. That close, jabiru?
Yep. Near enough for me.
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Just when you thought he couldn't possibly get any worse...

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Well, the transition isn't complete until little willy goes to that sausage grinder in the sky.

I agree with more experience Jenner can pull off a convincing female look. His daughters and ex-wife are experts in makeup and fashion. He'll have access to their advice and help.
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Dude puts the ass in crass.
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I've decided that I am shocked that ace didn't start a "RIP Angelina Jolie's Titties (they weren't that great anyway)" when Angie had a mastectomy this March. Or maybe "Is Angelina Still a Woman? Just Asking."

No doubt he's involved in a lot of discussion of the topic on whatever alt.gross.old.man Usenet group he's on.

Fucking pig.
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This is going to be a long, ongoing thread. Everything this asshole posts sounds like it's being said by a really creepy 12 year-old that you wouldn't trust being around other kids.
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I've decided that I am shocked that ace didn't start a "RIP Angelina Jolie's Titties (they weren't that great anyway)" when Angie had a mastectomy this March. Or maybe "Is Angelina Still a Woman? Just Asking."

No doubt he's involved in a lot of discussion of the topic on whatever alt.gross.old.man Usenet group he's on.

Fucking pig.

There was a thread about her masectomy, but I don't know if he posted in it. (Several guys did indeed express that sentiment. Wouldn't be surprised if he was one of them.)
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This should absolutely be an ongoing thread where we rag on that douchenozzle for anything and everything he posts.
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"aceplace's four stupid news threads of the day"
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Ace is the place for your stupid news of the day?
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This should absolutely be an ongoing thread where we rag on that douchenozzle for anything and everything he posts.
He certainly gave us some interesting new material today. If you're interested in Acey's thoughts on vaginas, head on over.
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He certainly gave us some interesting new material today. If you're interested in Acey's thoughts on vaginas, head on over.
I just saw that thread and was going to post a reply in it, but thought otherwise.

Holy fuck.

ETA: Is this the onset of mental illness? I ask that in all seriousness.

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Is this the onset of mental illness? I ask that in all seriousness.
Doubtful. He just enjoys talking publicly and in detail about vulvas and what he likes about them and what he enjoys doing to them, and with them.

Inappropriate? I'd say so. Tacky? Certainly. Crude and tasteless? Yuppers! But let's not demean those unfortunate people who suffer from actual mental illness by inferring that our very own aceplace57 must be one of them because he's crass.
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And the apostles were just his bros?
And "bros before hos" is why to this day there aren't any women priests.
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Is there a point where it is no longer pitting and becomes bullying?
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Is there a point where it is no longer pitting and becomes bullying?
Possibly, but this ain't it.
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Is there a point where it is no longer pitting and becomes bullying?
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Are you joking?
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Are you joking?
Not at all.

So he starts threads about weird topics, so he holds views different than the majority of the SDMB, so what? People do respond sincerely to his posts, the topics seem to be interesting to many. If you think he's trolling, quit answering him, don't feed the troll. If you think he's mentally ill, then he can't help the way he is. If you disagree with his views, then tell him to fuck off and move on.

This reminds me of seeing kids being bullied in high school for being too weird. I wasn't bullied, I wouldn't put up with it. But I often stood up for those that were.
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Not at all.

So he starts threads about weird topics, so he holds views different than the majority of the SDMB, so what? People do respond sincerely to his posts, the topics seem to be interesting to many. If you think he's trolling, quit answering him, don't feed the troll. If you think he's mentally ill, then he can't help the way he is. If you disagree with his views, then tell him to fuck off and move on.

This reminds me of seeing kids being bullied in high school for being too weird. I wasn't bullied, I wouldn't put up with it. But I often stood up for those that were.
Most of his "weird news of the day" posts go at their own pace and eventually drop off and that's all.

But sometimes he posts really rude and/or insensitive things whether it be in an OP or as a thread participant. And he really stands out when he does it. So that is what the pitting is for.

Like right now he has his "hee hee dirty jokes" thread about mastrubating in the Waffle House. It's silly and childish and people who are looking for that stuff can go participate and the rest of us can sit out.

Then he's got his vagina thread, where he's outraged that women should be told by "the media" (?) that their vaginas could use a facelift, and then proceeds to describe in great detail what he prefers in a vagina and how they can be flawed. And uses rude terms. And is shocked that anyone would want to change their bodies in a way that makes them happy.

He's very in to talking about and judging womens' bodies and it's sickening.
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Not at all.

So he starts threads about weird topics, so he holds views different than the majority of the SDMB, so what? People do respond sincerely to his posts, the topics seem to be interesting to many. If you think he's trolling, quit answering him, don't feed the troll. If you think he's mentally ill, then he can't help the way he is. If you disagree with his views, then tell him to fuck off and move on.

This reminds me of seeing kids being bullied in high school for being too weird. I wasn't bullied, I wouldn't put up with it. But I often stood up for those that were.
Did you read this thread?
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=720848
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Most of his "weird news of the day" posts go at their own pace and eventually drop off and that's all.

But sometimes he posts really rude and/or insensitive things whether it be in an OP or as a thread participant. And he really stands out when he does it. So that is what the pitting is for.

Like right now he has his "hee hee dirty jokes" thread about mastrubating in the Waffle House. It's silly and childish and people who are looking for that stuff can go participate and the rest of us can sit out.

Then he's got his vagina thread, where he's outraged that women should be told by "the media" (?) that their vaginas could use a facelift, and then proceeds to describe in great detail what he prefers in a vagina and how they can be flawed. And uses rude terms. And is shocked that anyone would want to change their bodies in a way that makes them happy.

He's very in to talking about and judging womens' bodies and it's sickening.
I get what you're saying, he's a pervy old guy. Men do think like that though, it's just wrong to talk about it these days, even on a mostly anonymous message board. He just posts pervy stuff, a lot. If people would quit answering him it would probably discourage him from posting so much.


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He's not wrong, people used to make comments about blossoming teenage girls that would be wildly inappropriate today with the mania over jailbait and pedophiles. Maybe bringing that fact/observation up is inappropriate, but it matched my observations too.
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He's not wrong, people used to make comments about blossoming teenage girls that would be wildly inappropriate today with the mania over jailbait and pedophiles. Maybe bringing that fact/observation up is inappropriate, but it matched my observations too.
Sure, but he doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with that.
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Sure, but he doesn't seem to think there's anything wrong with that.
In that thread he expresses disappointment that things have gotten so PC that (young) girls can't take compliments (from men literally old enough to be their dads) about their tits.

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Comparing a girl to Dolly Parton used to be considered a compliment. Now its sexual harassment. Welcome to the new politically correct world.
Again: a 7th grader. Should have felt flattered.

ETA he does make the point that it would be a flattering reference from an older relative to a 15 year old girl. Cause that's not skeevy at all.

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This reminds me of seeing kids being bullied in high school for being too weird. I wasn't bullied, I wouldn't put up with it. But I often stood up for those that were.
I would shake your hand, but I fear my finger bones would be crushed by your manly grip.
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Then he's got his vagina thread, where he's outraged that women should be told by "the media" (?) that their vaginas could use a facelift, and then proceeds to describe in great detail what he prefers in a vagina and how they can be flawed. And uses rude terms. And is shocked that anyone would want to change their bodies in a way that makes them happy.

He's very in to talking about and judging womens' bodies and it's sickening.
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See, ya got yer basic Rooster-Tail, then there's yer Scarlet Macaw and yer Crested Howler. But yer true conny-sewer now, he's more about yer Sump Pit, yer Wide Sargasso Sea or yer Slough of Despond. But fer yer actual ah-fishy-o-nardo, now, lemme show ya the Hanging Gardens and the Trapper Keeper...

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[Idle curiosity]Has there ever been anyone so reprehensible on the Dope that someone wouldn't defend them? Because apart from maybe Cesario, I don't think so.[/idle curiosity]
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He's not wrong, people used to make comments about blossoming teenage girls that would be wildly inappropriate today with the mania over jailbait and pedophiles. Maybe bringing that fact/observation up is inappropriate, but it matched my observations too.
As the seventh grader in question I can tell you it was wildly inappropriate way back in 1982. It made me feel extremely self conscious and very uncomfortable. I have yet to meet a single person who I told this to who does not think my dad's friend was a complete asshole. Don't make remarks in public about a teenager's breasts at all. Ever. This is not a difficult principle for most people to follow. It isn't mania over pedophiles or jailbait as you put it. It is decent behavior that should be automatically expected of grownups.

Admire her large blue eyes. Complement her pretty copper hair. Tell her she plays badminton well, works nicely with others or gets excellent grades. Don't fucking stare at her breasts and make remarks about them.

Jeez.
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[Idle curiosity]Has there ever been anyone so reprehensible on the Dope that someone wouldn't defend them? Because apart from maybe Cesario, I don't think so.[/idle curiosity]
I think even he had people who said we should just "listen to what he has to say" and "well, he says he hasn't hurt a child, blah blah blah." Takes all kinds.
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It's sad that a grown-ass man has to be TOLD this. God!
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