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Old 06-14-2019, 11:52 AM
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How about a line of action figures?
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Old 06-14-2019, 03:25 PM
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Old 06-14-2019, 06:55 PM
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How about a line of action figures? Eric and DJTJ, Ivanka and Jared, Bannon, and the much sought-after (and soon to be nigh unobtainable) Spicer/Scaramucci/Huckabee-Sanders set (individually numbered with a certificate of authenticity; comes in a velveteen-lined pleather box suitable for display; this limited edition run of 46 million can be yours for five easy payments of $39.95 plus 14.95 S&H; allow up to eight weeks for delivery).
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:09 PM
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How about a talking Trump doll, that one pulls the string and it says "NO COLLUSION! NO OBSTRUCTION!", like, almost every single time. Once every few dozen pulls it would say something different, like "We need to look at the oranges of the investigation." I think it would be very realistic.
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:24 PM
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How about a talking Trump doll, that one pulls the string and it says "NO COLLUSION! NO OBSTRUCTION!", like, almost every single time. Once every few dozen pulls it would say something different, like "We need to look at the oranges of the investigation." I think it would be very realistic.
I don't know; his fans would love a talking doll (there's already a bear that sold a lot of units, but I don't think it talks). But they'd want it to say 'Make America Great Again' and 'God Bless America.' They wouldn't tolerate the realistic remarks you suggest.

And non-fans of Trump would NOT want a little doll of him in their homes at all, let alone sitting on a shelf looking at them. *shivers*

Now talking-Trump clay shooting targets---that could catch on.


Extremely weird side note: not being sure what the technical term might be for the old 'clay pigeons' that used to be mentioned as the targets in skeet shooting, I typed 'skeet shooting' into Google search. The Wikipedia page starts out:

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Skeet shooting is a recreational and competitive activity where participants, using shotguns, attempt to break clay targets mechanically flung into the air ...
But the Wikipedia hit on the search-results page has the same....except "shoot dead babies" where "break clay targets" appears on the Wikipedia page.

What the eff?

Here's the search page---first hit is the 's.d.b.' one:
https://www.google.com/search?as_q=&...pe=&as_rights=
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:33 PM
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I don't know; his fans would love a talking doll (there's already a bear that sold a lot of units, but I don't think it talks).
It just shits in the woods everywhere.
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Old 06-14-2019, 07:34 PM
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It just shits in the woods everywhere.
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Old 06-14-2019, 11:15 PM
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And non-fans of Trump would NOT want a little doll of him in their homes at all, let alone sitting on a shelf looking at them. *shivers*
Not true. I have a handful for posterity, like my Official World's Greatest Troll and of course my cherished Trump caganer.
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It just shits in the woods everywhere.
Y'all should really check out that caganer, eh.

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I just got an email from the Trump Victory campaign begging me to volunteer for a week long training session on how to make sure that Individual 1 wins in 2020. Why would they POSSIBLY think I would be interested in that, and what mailing list did they buy that has my name and email address on it?
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Old 06-15-2019, 04:17 PM
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I just got an email from the Trump Victory campaign begging me to volunteer for a week long training session on how to make sure that Individual 1 wins in 2020. Why would they POSSIBLY think I would be interested in that, and what mailing list did they buy that has my name and email address on it?
"Week long training session".....I can't begin to imagine. I'm guessing it will be basically Social-Media Trolling 101 or something similarly anti-civilization.

As for how they got your name: perhaps a mischievous relative?





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Not true. I have a handful for posterity, like my Official World's Greatest Troll and of course my cherished Trump caganer.
Y'all should really check out that caganer, eh.
I'd never even heard of "caganers."

I'm debating whether or not my life is richer for this new knowledge.
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Holy crap - here, applying "cute" and "revolting" could work, but never again the twain shall meet.

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I just got an email from the Trump Victory campaign begging me to volunteer for a week long training session on how to make sure that Individual 1 wins in 2020. Why would they POSSIBLY think I would be interested in that, and what mailing list did they buy that has my name and email address on it?
I got some calls and I figure that it was because, only for the second time in my life, I voted in the Republican primary in 2016. (Couldn't wait till November to vote against trump.)
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I just got an email from the Trump Victory campaign begging me to volunteer for a week long training session on how to make sure that Individual 1 wins in 2020. Why would they POSSIBLY think I would be interested in that, and what mailing list did they buy that has my name and email address on it?
Volunteer for a training session? I'm astonished there isn't a fee for taking it.
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Oh I'm sure there will be. They just don't tell you about it up front. By the time you're finished your week long "training session", your bank account will be drained.

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And if it lasts a week, you'll have to take off work. Or are they relying on 80-year-old codgers?
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Old 06-16-2019, 06:54 PM
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I'm debating whether or not my life is richer for this new knowledge.
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Trump has to flaunt his presidential power by berating an aid for coughing during an interview.

This reminds me of when he told RNC chairman Reince Preibus to swat a flying bug during a meeting. He just has to bolster his fragile ego by embarrassing the people who profess loyalty to him. Has anybody ever benefited from associating with this loon?
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Old 06-17-2019, 07:46 AM
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From the ABC Trump interview transcript:

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TRUMP: ...And when I'm treated badly by the press-- and nobody's ever been treated badly like me. When I'm treated so badly--

STEPHANOPOULOS: You know that every president says that.

TRUMP: I-- I disagree. Look, it's been acknowledged. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that's the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody's been treated badly like me. And this way I can fight the dishonest media, the corrupt media, the fake news.
Poor Trump. Always the victim. Yep, he has been treated more badly than Lincoln:

“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
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But the Wikipedia hit on the search-results page has the same....except "shoot dead babies" where "break clay targets" appears on the Wikipedia page.

What the eff?

Here's the search page---first hit is the 's.d.b.' one:
https://www.google.com/search?as_q=&...pe=&as_rights=
Someone vandalized the Wikipedia page. It has since been reverted to the original text. Here's the vandal's edit:

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php...ldid=899109635
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I hope scores of people show up at every one of Trump's appearances from now on and start coughing like chainsmokers with TB.

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Old 06-17-2019, 12:29 PM
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Trump has to flaunt his presidential power by berating an aid for coughing during an interview.

This reminds me of when he told RNC chairman Reince Preibus to swat a flying bug during a meeting. He just has to bolster his fragile ego by embarrassing the people who profess loyalty to him. Has anybody ever benefited from associating with this loon?
Vladimir Putin?
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Someone vandalized the Wikipedia page. It has since been reverted to the original text. Here's the vandal's edit:

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And Google's spiders take a while to catch up.
Ah, I see---of course I know that people vandalize Wikipedia pages, but for some reason I assumed Google would be giving contemporaneous information. Not so, apparently! (Thanks to you both.)
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I hope scores of people show up at every one of Trump's appearances from now on and start coughing like chainsmokers with TB.
You know what would really get his goat? Audio of John McCain coughing.
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And if it lasts a week, you'll have to take off work. Or are they relying on 80-year-old codgers?
They may very well be, but I'd guess it is 4-5 two hour training sessions in the evening.
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Trump is visiting Orlando today for a... campaign?... rally. So all of downtown is closed off, and my law school class has had to postpone our long-scheduled drinking reunion. Fucker.
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"Cada vez que una española vuelve al trabajo, una dominicana encuentra empleo" - every time a Spanish woman returns to work (after maternity leave or a similar situation), a Dominican woman finds a job.

The nationalities change, but the saying holds true throughout all countries that have net immigration. Domestic jobs, whether for individual families or institutions such as schools and hospitals, rely heavily on immigrant labor.
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Trump has to flaunt his presidential power by berating an aid for coughing during an interview.

This reminds me of when he told RNC chairman Reince Preibus to swat a flying bug during a meeting. He just has to bolster his fragile ego by embarrassing the people who profess loyalty to him. Has anybody ever benefited from associating with this loon?
And to top it off, he wanted to do a clean take of his word-salad of an answer. It is clear he does not understand that he is not on his TV show.
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Trump goes after ECB as euro drops against the dollar
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The big picture: Trump has been waging a war with his own central bank, blurring the lines of the Federal Reserve’s political independence by calling on it to cut interest rates. Now, Trump is picking a fight with the ECB, one of the major central banks that has hinted at easing monetary policy as the global economy slows. The Fed is one of the few that has yet to make that pivot, though speculation abounds that it may indicate this week that a rate cut is coming.
What Trump's saying: "Mario Draghi just announced more stimulus could come, which immediately dropped the Euro against the Dollar, making it unfairly easier for them to compete against the USA. They have been getting away with this for years, along with China and others. ... European Markets rose on comments (unfair to U.S.) made today by Mario D!"
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Sigh.

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Shrug, he's just doing his usual of expecting everybody to put TrumpAmerica first. The idea that other countries' (or, in this case, plurinational entities) also put their own interests first isn't for him a pretty self-evident truth, it's incomprehensible.
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STEPHANOPOULOS: You know that every president says that.

TRUMP: I-- I disagree. Look, it's been acknowledged. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that's the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody's been treated badly like TRUMP: ...And when I'm treated badly by the press-- and nobody's ever been treated badly like me. When I'm treated so badly--

STEPHANOPOULOS: You know that every president says that.

TRUMP: I-- I disagree. Look, it's been acknowledged. Although they do say Abraham Lincoln was treated really badly. I must say that's the one. If you can believe it, Abraham Lincoln was treated supposedly very badly. But nobody's been treated badly like me. And this way I can fight the dishonest media, the corrupt media, the fake news.
. And this way I can fight the dishonest media, the corrupt media, the fake news.
Poor Trump. Always the victim. Yep, he has been treated more badly than Lincoln:

“Other than that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?”
You know, since plays and musicals have Pulitzer Prize categories, the argument could be advanced that actors count as part of the media. Under those conditions I wouldn’t be terribly displeased for his claim to be proven true...
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While saying nice things about Hillary Clinton.
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Trump stands by his 1989 call for execution of since-exonerated black NYC teens: https://www.aol.com/article/news/201...case/23752317/

And again with the "both sides" idiocy!
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Shrug, he's just doing his usual of expecting everybody to put TrumpAmerica first. The idea that other countries' (or, in this case, plurinational entities) also put their own interests first isn't for him a pretty self-evident truth, it's incomprehensible.
Just the other day he was complaining about how Democrats in Congress dare to have their own ideas about how the country is to be run instead of following in line behind him. Art of the Deal my ass; Donny Two-scoops' idea of negotiation is, "Do what I want or I flip over the table."
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My wife watched Trump's campaign kickoff last night. She hates him as much as I do, but felt obligated because he was in our town. I could hear bits and pieces of it from the other room. I've never wanted to punch my TV so much.
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My wife watched Trump's campaign kickoff last night. She hates him as much as I do, but felt obligated because he was in our town. I could hear bits and pieces of it from the other room. I've never wanted to punch my TV so much.
According to CNN, Trump lied over 15 times in his 76-minute speech last night. That's about 1 every 5 minutes.

Normally he emits falsehoods at a faster rate. He's slipping.
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My wife watched Trump's campaign kickoff last night. She hates him as much as I do, but felt obligated because he was in our town. I could hear bits and pieces of it from the other room. I've never wanted to punch my TV so much.
Yeah, I wanted to watch the Stephanopoulos interview but I just couldn't stomach the sight and sounds of it.
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From the citation: "Arthur B. Laffer, the ‘Father of Supply-Side Economics,’ is one of the most influential economists in American history."

Well, who can argue with that? The influence of his ideas is responsible for the looting of the federal treasury to the tune of several trillion dollars. That's trillion with a T...Yup, if that's not influential, I don't know what is.

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Come and sit down over here. <Pats the sofa beside her> I have a Roku channel that shows underwater life-- fish, anemones, coral, stuff like that. Let me put it on. It has some nice music, too.
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Come and sit down over here. <Pats the sofa beside her> I have a Roku channel that shows underwater life-- fish, anemones, coral, stuff like that. Let me put it on. It has some nice music, too.
I do appreciate that! But my post was intended to represent Trump's mind. (In other words, the new outrage, in this case calling for the death penalty for people cleared by DNA evidence, is intended to distract us all from Trump's poll numbers.)

Such a horrible place to visit, Trump's mind.....I guess I'll take that cup of herb tea after all.^_^

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I do appreciate that! But my post was intended to represent Trump's mind. (In other words, the new outrage, in this case calling for the death penalty for people cleared by DNA evidence, is intended to distract us all from Trump's poll numbers.)

Such a horrible place to visit, Trump's mind.....I guess I'll take that cup of herb tea after all.^_^
[Judge Stone] "That's not herb tea, that's Herb!"[/Judge Stone]
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Old 06-19-2019, 08:06 PM
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Originally Posted by Sherrerd View Post
I do appreciate that! But my post was intended to represent Trump's mind. (In other words, the new outrage, in this case calling for the death penalty for people cleared by DNA evidence, is intended to distract us all from Trump's poll numbers.)

Such a horrible place to visit, Trump's mind.....I guess I'll take that cup of herb tea after all.^_^
Oh sorry. I thought your head was exploding. Ogod, getting inside his head. I remember the first time I ever made a jack o'lantern. The inside of that pumpkin was one of the scariest things I'd ever seen. I was afraid to stick my hand in there, even with a knife. A mostly hollow space but with those slimy strands hanging down and all those seeds. Actually, that's probably exactly what the inside of the Orange One's head is like. Ewwwww.
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