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Old 02-06-2019, 11:49 AM
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Baka, as a person who holds a pro-life stance, can I sincerely ask you to fuck off and go back under whatever idiotic rock you crawled out from under? You're not only making yourself look like a complete and utter idiot, but you're also making anyone holding a pro-life view look dumber. So please stop.
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Old 02-06-2019, 11:52 AM
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Too stupid to accept the consistent answers being given in the thread, so ok...

On a more interesting note, some vegetarians are only vegetarian for ethical reasons and would consider cloned meat ok to consume.

I'm ok with somebody eating the clone of a person (assuming that clone had never been conscious, i.e. a human being). Except maybe the brains - those nasty prions could pose an unacceptable health risk.

In terms of fetuses, chicken is a whole lot cheaper and easier to obtain, transport, and produce, especially if the concern is feeding starving people, so I'm trying to find the intelligent reason why this thought experiment doesn't fail immediately on economic grounds.

This is also why conspiracy theories about McDonald's or Taco Bell or whoever putting horse meat in their food is bunk - beef is vastly cheaper and easier to obtain so why go with the more expensive and more difficult option?

Also, Swift already did this whole 'modest proposal' thing a couple hundred years ago and did an immeasurably better job of it.
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Old 02-06-2019, 11:53 AM
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Oh, gosh. We're so shocked you want to eat late-term fetuses. I'm clutching my pearls in consternation and my butler has to fan me.
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Old 02-06-2019, 12:16 PM
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No need to eat fetuses, when you can get even better health benefits from consuming placentas.

Lots of delicious recipes here, guaranteed to turn that clammy, blood-soaked sponge of an organ into a culinary delight. And don't forget to try placenta smoothies

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Old 02-06-2019, 12:47 PM
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No. Next question.

While we're waiting, a little mood music for the thread. You're welcome!
Thank you!! Literally been twenty years since I last spun a Foetus track.
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Old 02-06-2019, 01:06 PM
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I have no intrinsic moral compulsions against cannibalism, but I'm leery of shifting public policy to make it legal.
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Old 02-06-2019, 01:13 PM
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To me abortion is killing a person, however that person has not entered the world yet, and is subject to the woman's free will (and to God) and the world has no moral jurisdiction on this person yet (meaning until born). As such eating a removed and dead fetus, that would be the same as eating a amputated limb, dead child, or dead person for that matter and is within the jurisdiction of this world.
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Old 02-06-2019, 01:33 PM
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Nice to see there's still someone trying to be King Edgelord.
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Old 02-06-2019, 01:35 PM
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Old 02-06-2019, 01:42 PM
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No need to eat fetuses, when you can get even better health benefits from consuming placentas.

Lots of delicious recipes here, guaranteed to turn that clammy, blood-soaked sponge of an organ into a culinary delight. And don't forget to try placenta smoothies
And for nights when you just don't feel like making a fancy meal, remember there's Placenta Helper!

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The thread on 3rd term abortions got me thinking. You could potentially be pulling out a 3-7 pound non-person fetus of meat.

Any pro choice folks have an issue with me trying some fresh, tender, recently aborted fetus?
Why don't you just eat the mother after she dies in agony? An adult woman has more meat, and it gives you more of a chance to gloat over the suffering and death of your victim.
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Old 02-06-2019, 02:09 PM
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I have no problem with you eating your aborted fetus. I mean I'd think you were fucking weird but I think that about people who eat placenta too.
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Old 02-06-2019, 02:27 PM
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In most cases, surgical leavings are owned by the clinic that excised them, until they are disposed of as medical waste, or unless the patient asks for it. If, say, I want my gallbladder as a memento of my gallbladder surgery, they will give it to me.
NO FAIR! They wouldn't give me my hip...
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Old 02-06-2019, 02:37 PM
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Never really understood why trolls so often feel that disingenuity is a good strategy.
I really prefer the term disingenuousness. Yes, it can be tricky remembering when to stop spelling it, but IMHO it's worth the effort.
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NO FAIR! They wouldn't give me my hip...
The first time through I misread "hip" as "tip," and wondered why this attitude never manifested in any of the old circumcision threads.

Anyhow, the OP is clearly obfuscating. S/he doesn't really want to eat aborted fetuses, that's just a pretext: s/he wants to have sex with them. Or to conjure any other disgusting image they can somehow staple onto abortion. Not as a rhetorical device, just to appease whatever sensibility in their own psyche responds to such pornographic ideation. Apparently, even then, the OP needs a virtual audience to help him/her achieve tumescence/adequate lubrication. I feel I've already done my part.
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:21 PM
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If we're asking stupid ethical questions for disingenuous reasons, if I can kill and eat a cow, why can't I fuck a cow?
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:24 PM
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Wait--we don't already?
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:26 PM
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If we're asking stupid ethical questions for disingenuous reasons, if I can kill and eat a cow, why can't I fuck a cow?
Whatever mooves you, dude.
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:29 PM
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Whatever mooves you, dude.
(In case it's not 100% clear: that's not an actual question of interest to me. I think it's pretty clear, but there are plenty of idiots around, let us not forget the OP.)
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:32 PM
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So, killing the fetus is ok but eating it is not? That seems odd.
Given other things in the world around me my benchmark of what passes for odd may differ from yours.

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This is very dicey territory indeed. You say human flesh, but itís not. Itís just a bundle of cells. There was never anything human about it!
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I don't think this discussion is in good faith.
Hard to say; but it could get interesting.
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Old 02-06-2019, 03:38 PM
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Why are you asking others for their fetuses? Make, abort and consume your own. Or at least ask someone local to you for theirs. Most of us are thousands of miles from you. The shipping cost is going to make prime Kobe beef or bluefin tuna look like a bargain.
This is the best take on "I can make it better and cheaper at home" I've seen yet...
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I think it does more good in the long run to make them into vaccines.
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Aaarrrggghhh. This is getting sickening. OP, go somewhere else, please.
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There's not much meat on a fetus. Are you making soup?
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Old 02-06-2019, 04:49 PM
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just a q …. cant you donate it to science for stem cells and research? ?
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Sure, OP, knock yourself out.
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Old 02-06-2019, 04:59 PM
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If we're asking stupid ethical questions for disingenuous reasons, if I can kill and eat a cow, why can't I fuck a cow?
You're too short?
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Old 02-06-2019, 05:01 PM
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If we're asking stupid ethical questions for disingenuous reasons, if I can kill and eat a cow, why can't I fuck a cow?
Wait, you can't?

Now they tell me...
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NO FAIR! They wouldn't give me my hip...
Well, I didn't say they *have* to. Usually you sign a waiver that says anything they take off you belongs to the pathology dept. You can ask for it back, but no guarantee that you'll get it.

Though now I'm curious... making stock from a hip bone, technically not cannibalism... I wonder how it might be...
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Though now I'm curious... making stock from a hip bone, technically not cannibalism... I wonder how it might be...
Made me look - I didn't realize that cannibalism required eating flesh. But make sure you clean that bone off before throwing it in the pot.
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Old 02-06-2019, 05:26 PM
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Made me look - I didn't realize that cannibalism required eating flesh. But make sure you clean that bone off before throwing it in the pot.
That's what strainers are for.
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Here’s the thing, if my brother needs a kidney transplant and I, his sis, am a perfect match, no one can force me to give it. Even if his life hangs in the balance. Because it’s my body and I have body autonomy.

Oh, and it even extends to corpses, you can NOT be harvesting organs, even to save lives, without my permission. Even when I’m a corpse!

If you’re cool with these two examples then the state ought have no say in my body autonomy. My body, my call. Get lost!



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And what about amputated limbs?
I read somewhere about someone doing this recently. I think with their leg.

One problem is that people can take a lot of medication that might render the meat unsafe. We restrict what you can give to cattle, for instance. I recall this being an issue with horse meat.
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I think it does more good in the long run to make them into vaccines.
Seriously though, I have relatives who don't understand the concept of fetal cell lines...they think vaccine manufacturing involves backing a truck up to the local abortion clinic.

ETA: Here is a Snopes article about the guy who ate bits of his amputated foot, along with links to a Vice interview and some icky pictures.

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The only thing that would make this poster a more obvious troll would be - nope, can't think of anything.
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This is very dicey territory indeed. You say human flesh, but itís not. Itís just a bundle of cells. There was never anything human about it!

Please donít needlessly complicate this.
Okay, stupid as this entire thread is, this is even stupider. There is nobody who doesn't think that human fetus isn't made of human flesh. It can be argued not to be flesh belonging to a human other than the mother, but it's still clearly human flesh, in the same way that your appendix is made human flesh. Your appendix ain't a person, but it's still made of human meat.

Eating a fetus that never reached the point of developing into a separate person is still eating human flesh. Obviously.
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Please commence as soon as possible and let us know how that goes.
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Old 02-06-2019, 08:32 PM
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Well, sure, now it would be.
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Old 02-06-2019, 09:42 PM
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Okay, stupid as this entire thread is, this is even stupider. There is nobody who doesn't think that human fetus isn't made of human flesh. It can be argued not to be flesh belonging to a human other than the mother, but it's still clearly human flesh, in the same way that your appendix is made human flesh. Your appendix ain't a person, but it's still made of human meat.

Eating a fetus that never reached the point of developing into a separate person is still eating human flesh. Obviously.
I agree -- like eating placenta IMO.
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Instead of wasting expensive pharmaceuticals to kill murderers, why not just roast the criminal on a spit? Let the victims' relatives or other concerned citizens feast on the remains. It could be a profit-making venture for the state; don't you think some people would pay $1000+ for Murderer Steak? For Rapist Stew? I think the state is remiss in its fiduciary duty to taxpayers not to seize this opportunity.

Some parts of the corpse would be too precious to eat. Any Ebay'ers here? What's the going rate for Murderer's Testicles, in fair condition?

For that matter, why limit feasts to criminals? Having trouble coming up with the funds to bury or cremate Grandma? She'd appreciate knowing her decease was a financial boon rather than burden.
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Instead of wasting expensive pharmaceuticals to kill murderers, why not just roast the criminal on a spit?

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For that matter, why limit feasts to criminals? Having trouble coming up with the funds to bury or cremate Grandma? She'd appreciate knowing her decease was a financial boon rather than burden.
No, you may not burn people to death but other than disease concerns I really don't mind what happens to non living flesh so long as I don't need to partake and all who loved Grandma are cool with it.
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For that matter, why limit feasts to criminals? Having trouble coming up with the funds to bury or cremate Grandma? She'd appreciate knowing her decease was a financial boon rather than burden.
Well, there are ways to get around those high funeral costs. Just sayin', don't look too closely at the compost pile out back.
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NO FAIR! They wouldn't give me my hip...
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Well, I didn't say they *have* to. Usually you sign a waiver that says anything they take off you belongs to the pathology dept. You can ask for it back, but no guarantee that you'll get it.
Thatíll teach me to not read the consent forms all the way through.

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Though now I'm curious... making stock from a hip bone, technically not cannibalism... I wonder how it might be...
Now that you bring it up, Iíve never seen pork stock at the supermarket (thereís a reason they call it ďlong pigĒ). Maybe throw it into a pot of beans instead...
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