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Your turn signal should more properly be called an "intention signal." It should be used BEFORE you initiate a turn or lane change, to signal your intent. Far enough before that other drivers can see it and plan accordingly. It is not a "hey I am in the process of turning" signal -- we can all see you turning, even without electrical indications.
To those people who complain that signaling in advance allows other assholes to come up and cut off your lane change -- so what? I hear this counterargument all the time. But the possibility that a stranger might do something selfish and dangerous does not mean you should definitely do something selfish and dangerous first. Last edited by Sailboat; 02-11-2019 at 12:45 PM. |
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Don't decide that it's really, really crucially important that you get to the nail salon to get a manicure, so you jump in your car with near-bald summer tires in the middle of the biggest snowstorm of the year and then slide down a hill and smash into several cars.
Because then you ruin many people's days, and you find that your insurance is null and void for driving with summer tires in a snowstorm, and you have to pay a lot of money and if you don't you will be sued. and it does not matter if you cry. Last edited by Euphonious Polemic; 02-11-2019 at 03:39 PM. |
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Please just do what is expected and legal. In residential 'hoods here, people will stop when there is no stop sign and wave madly at you to "go ahead!" Nope, sorry, you have the right of way and I'm not moving until you get your ass across the intersection. It only takes once to be on the guilty side of a lawsuit.
Please don't throw your car door open into oncoming traffic. I really don't want to make a choice between swerving into oncoming cars and running your dumb ass over. It hasn't come to that yet, but only because I've been able to brake in time. If you're going to turn left at the stoplight, put your turn signal on as you approach the light. That way, people will know to move to the right lane to go around you when the light changes. Waiting until the light turns green to signal is rude, passive aggressive, and really fucking annoying. |
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As described in innumerable traffic studies, which were researched and collected for the book Traffic: Why We Drive the Way We Do (And What it Says About Us), utilizing all lanes of traffic until the point of the merge is the most efficient use of that piece of roadway, and thus the actual quickest way for everyone. And if everyone was properly using all lanes of the roadway prior to the merge, then no one would be "zoom[ing] past" so there won't be any petty bad feelings. I read Traffic a few years ago and the logic and facts presented within that book turned me from an early merger into a late merger. I won't be able to do justice to the argument here at work (without my copy to reference), so I'll leave it at that. Or another way to put it: Quote:
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Around half the locals don't seem to realise it is a roundabout anyway, despite it being clearly signed as such. It's possible to drive right over it- otherwise long vehicles wouldn't have space to turn, but you're not supposed to go over unless you have to, it's to be treated like a normal sized one. There's laws about it and everything. Despite that, I've had number of near-misses there when I'm using it like the roundabout it is, and some complete tit tuning right decides to take a shortcut (UK, other way) when I'm going straight on or turning right from the opposite side. So, instead of us both going round 3/4 of the circle in a clockwise direction, thus elegantly avoiding each other, the tit takes a sharp right and effectively goes 1/4 of the circle in the wrong way, apparently expecting me to do likewise. 99% of the time they follow this up by angrily blaring the horn at me for the sin of following the actual rules of the road, rather than the imaginary ones in their head. |
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Dodge 1500 truck, so it'll sit a bit higher than your Prius, and thus, more viewable in a rear-view mirror.
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Truly bothersome, though. |
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Don't get a blowjob while trying to drive. I know it's supposed to be this super hot thing to do but in reality it's horrible any way you look at it. For one, how can you truly enjoy a bj if you have to devote your awareness and concentration to driving? Conversely, how can you drive safely if you are distracted by getting a blowjob at the same time? In theory it might sound appealing but in reality it sucks (lame pun actually intended).
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Forget that--don't GIVE a blowjob while trying to drive!
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Like communism, it's a great theory, but it just doesn't work in real life because... people. If everyone's on the same page in the same book, yeah, it would work beautifully, but in reality, everyone's on a different page, reading from wildly different books. All it takes is one timid driver, or one aggressive driver, and the whole thing instantly falls apart. |
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Just everyone go up to the merge area and merge! Take turns! One, then the other! IT'S NOT THAT COMPLICATED!! |
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Ha! Touche!
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Rush hour traffic. You come up to an intersection, but because of traffic volume only a few cars can inch through the intersection. The light turns yellow, and instead of stopping and waiting, Mr/Mrs InAHurry pulls into the middle of the intersection because they are too important to wait for the next light cycle.
Now the traffic going the other way has to wait for you to clear the intersection before they can go, even though their light is green. Thanks for the gridlock, asshole. |
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“Slower traffic keep right” is not equivalent to “left lane for passing only.” |
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If the road is not crowded, it is general better to start moving over early. People can keep the speed limit and don't create a hazardous situation when all of a sudden a choice between cut someone off of put on the brakes.
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Driving all the way down the "Left Lane Must Turn Left" lane and then cutting over into the real lane at the end, in front of the cars going straight is NOT a zipper merge.
If the sign says "Right Lane for Exit Only," then driving down that lane until the last moment and then forcing yourself into the through lane is NOT a zipper merge. If you are in the lane that says "Exit Only," or "Must Turn" there is only one legal move. Here's a hint: it's right there on the sign. I'm all for a zipper merge, when two through lanes are becoming one through lane. I even understand that there is a grace period for getting over once the lane you are in suddenly becomes an exit only lane. That can catch anyone by surprise. Sure. But that does not give you the right to run all the way to the front and cut into the line of cars. Once you are committed to the "Exit Only" lane, you need to exit. |
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I really try hard to keep my eyes on the car in front of me when driving.
An example of where I almost got caught: Driving west and turning left southbound. The southbound is two lanes so I'm turning into the left lane. A medium sized bus eastbound is turning right into the right lane... the problem is that the bus can't make the corner without swinging into my lane. I'm going WTF and my instinct is to step on it to get ahead of the bus. Fortunately I looked ahead and the lady in front of me (also left turning) had stepped on the brake even though she was mostly ahead of the turning bus. Stomped on the brakes just in time. |
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My pet peeve is people who DO use their turn signals, but turn them on way too damn early. They're obviously thinking "Hey, there's my turn up there two blocks ahead, I'd better start signalling!" In the meantime, someone only one block ahead might see that they are signalling to turn (right) and pull out in front of them. DON'T SIGNAL until it's close to where you are going to turn. |
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I've seen dash cam videos of people willing to dent their own vehicle rather than let one of these last-second mergers in. I mean, it's a shitty thing to drive all the way to the end before merging, but do you really think it's worth denting your car to perhaps save 3 seconds of your commute?
I browse road rage videos occasionally, and it's absolutely nuts what people in cars do to one another. You would never ram someone in the grocery store with your cart, yet it happens on the road! |
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...and then cross over to the next lane of parked cars... ...and the next, and the next... ...and right out of the parking lot to the pedestrian walkway leading to the bus stop where I'm going to catch my bus. But only a little bit. Especially when there are actually quite a few parking spots out by the edge of the lot that they could have parked in five minutes ago instead of trying to trail me to my nonexistent vehicle. |
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I went through many of the links and found at least 10 states that have a law that states "(a) Upon all roadways of sufficient width a vehicle shall be driven upon the right half of the roadway, except as follows: (1) When overtaking and passing another vehicle proceeding in the same direction under the rules governing such movement; (2) When an obstruction exists making it necessary to drive to the left of the center of the highway; provided, any person so doing shall yield the right-of-way to all vehicles traveling in the proper direction upon the unobstructed portion of the highway within such distance as to constitute an immediate hazard; (3) Upon a roadway divided into 3 marked lanes for traffic under the rules applicable thereon; or (4) Upon a roadway designated and signposted for one-way traffic." IOW, keep right except to pass. |
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Nearby Massachusetts, however, mandates keeping right on all roads (cite), not just highways of a certain speed, and as in Maine, the number of lanes is irrelevant, they want you all the way over to the right unless you have a valid reason not to be. That said, I've never heard of anyone being ticketed for violating this rule, either. |
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There are two places on my commute home where the entrance lane on the freeway continues for over a mile before requiring a merge to the left. People insist on getting over immediately. Often crossing a solid line to do so, and always going slower than prevailing traffic. Unless traffic is stop-and-go, then they just cut in. This isn't just a sometimes thing either, but most cars doing it every day. The cars that actually continue straight can pass a mile of traffic before it's time to zipper merge, and yet, the stupidity persists.
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Honking one second after the light changes is obnoxious. Honking 15 seconds after is well deserved. |
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I work in a grocery store. Yes, people DO ram each other with the carts. Every road-rage wrong move you see on the road you can see in the grocery store with carts/buggies if you wait long enough (which, on a busy Saturday afternoon, is about 10 minutes).
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10 of 50 looks like a “minority of jurisdictions” to me. You want to quibble with that?
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When traffic is stopped for a light, pay some damned attention and close the 2 car gap between you and the car ahead of you. This is especially irksome when I'm unable to get into the left turn lane because people refuse to pull forward.
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Bird Box is just a movie (based on the novel). Do not drive blindfolded.
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Sitting in your parked car. Fine, just don’t wait for me to pull into the next spot to decide in that moment to open your door. |
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Maintaining a 50-foot gap from the car in front of you, fine.
Maintaining a 500-foot gap from the car in front of you, you're an idiot. What do you think is going to happen, a jumbo jet is going to land on the highway in front of you?! Move up or get out of the way, dumb fuck! |
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Anything less than 500 feet is annoying to me if you are following me at that distance on a 4 lane highway with no one else going our direction, and you keep following me for miles no matter how fast I speed up or slow down. If you'd just lag behind or pass me I could rest my right foot instead of hovering it over the brakes.
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However, I think that what the poster is complaining about, and what I have seen quite often, is not when you have two lanes going to one, but two parallel planes, one going straight, and one turning, and they stay in the the straight lane until they get to the end, and then cut off the car in the turn lane. This does not increase traffic flow. It slows down everyone, well, except the asshole who cut in front of everyone. Quote:
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So, what your (3) says there, is that "Upon a roadway divided into 3 marked lanes for traffic under the rules applicable thereon" you do not need to keep right except to pass. |
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A message for CDOT.
I drive Colorado mountain 2 lane highways a lot. Almost exclusively. Now CDOT will incorporate passing lanes into these. All well and good. And they do it so the natural flow of traffic goes into the farthest right lane. This opens up a new left lane for passing. Very well, makes sense. But then they fuck up. Often, when the passing lane goes away, instead of getting rid of the passing lane, they get rid of the right lane. Forcing people that are not passing to merge into the passers. What does this do? Well often, a person will not pass you but just hang next to you (idiots). Now you have to decide to slow down or speed up to merge. It should be the person passing to make sure they have enough room to do it, and then THEY should lose their lane and have to merge back into the normal traffic lane. This puts the responsibility of a safe pass into the hands of the people being passed. This also encourages people to camp in the left passing lane but not pass (since they know the right lane is going to end anyway). Drives me nuts.
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Hope I didn't read over this one, but it happened to me the other day. I was waiting to turn right, and the truck approaching from the left had a right turn signal and got into the turn lane - so I could pull out, correct?
Wrong. Apparently said driver wanted the right turn about a block down the road and didn't realize it till I'd started pulling out. Except the turn lane ended where I sat, so how could I have guessed that maybe the signal was on just a little too early? Fortunately, there was no oncoming traffic, so the truck was able to swerve around me and zip to the next corner, and I didn't sustain vehicle damage. Moral of the story - don't trust signals. And as a matter of courtesy, if you're driving thru a parking lot and it's raining, it'd be really decent of you to allow pedestrians to get to their cars or the store without making them wait in the rain for your lazy, dry ass to mosey by. |
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Don't expect me to speed up just because you are honking or flashing your lights at me.
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I'm talking mostly about commuting hours, if you are using the right lane to get in front of the rest of the cars that are going straight you are being totally inconsiderate of those behind you that should be able to turn during the red. No its not illegal, but its selfish. 1 o'clock in the afternoon when you're not likely to be making anyone late for work,? Fine, but 8 am, you are probably fucking up somebody's commute. Sure you'd be entitled to use that lane for that purpose, but I'm also entitled to think that you are being inconsiderate and selfish.
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Many--most?--surface streets in Dallas is three lanes each way. Again, I can't imagine why if would be helpful to all hover in the right lane. If anyone in Dallas is seething at the fact that people don't all crowd the right lane, I think that's insane. I concur that other places have different set-ups. Quote:
I think the thing that drives me the craziest is when I am stopped at a light, in the right turn lane, and a big truck or SUV in the middle lane pulls so far forward that I can't see around them to turn right on red. Pulling forward isn't helping them in any way, but it's forcing me to wait for a whole light cycle. |
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Why did you pass me just to slow down?
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Don't think it's personal.
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How can I miss you when you won't go away?
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