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Old 01-19-2018, 01:32 PM
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My cousin had the same symptoms and she didn't any feel better until after she Saudi doctor.
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Old 01-19-2018, 01:37 PM
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So did mine, right after she ate a Tunis sandwich.
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Old 01-19-2018, 01:46 PM
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I hope it was nothing Syria-s.
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:00 PM
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Could be the Turkey was bad.
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Old 01-19-2018, 03:57 PM
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It was a Chad under cooked.
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:25 AM
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Should have fried it in Japan.

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Old 01-20-2018, 12:47 AM
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I thought we were doing Middle East and there is absolutely Norway those countries just mentioned can be considered to be in the Middle East.
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Old 01-20-2018, 12:51 AM
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Denmark it up to poor geography scores.

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Old 01-20-2018, 01:19 AM
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Think I'll get something to eat--I'm Hungary.
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Old 01-20-2018, 01:52 AM
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Better get out the fine China.
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:00 AM
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I just hope it doesn't get covered in Greece.
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:36 AM
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IDK, I kinda want Chile
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Old 01-20-2018, 03:29 AM
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Just don't turn up the flames too high or you might Burundi dinner.
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Old 01-20-2018, 08:03 AM
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I thought we were doing Middle East ..
Oman! Yemen Israeli messed it up?
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Old 01-20-2018, 08:35 AM
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I was hoping for a sunny day, but (as Scrooge would say) Bahrain again!
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Old 01-20-2018, 08:49 AM
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I walk along the avenue
I never thought I'd meet a girl like you, meet a girl like you
With auburn hair and tawny eyes
The kind of eyes that hypnotize me through, you hypnotize me through

And Iran, Iran so far away...
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Old 01-20-2018, 08:57 AM
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Azerbaijanuary made me shiver
With every paper I'd deliver...
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Old 01-20-2018, 10:45 AM
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It's apparently Oslo day on the Dope.
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Old 01-20-2018, 01:29 PM
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Slow is good. There has been way to much Russian this past year.
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:10 PM
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Wasn't Slovak on that Voyager show?
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:17 PM
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Wasn't Slovak on that Voyager show?
I don't know, let me Czech.
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Old 01-20-2018, 02:24 PM
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These jokes are so primitive, such a Prague-lodyte sense of humor.
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Old 01-20-2018, 03:33 PM
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Shut up, or I'll kick ya Indonesia!
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Old 01-20-2018, 03:36 PM
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Let's all go to Lahore and then Bangkok.
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Old 01-20-2018, 05:39 PM
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You really had to work to Kabul those jokes together.
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Old 01-20-2018, 06:03 PM
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Nah, you start with one, Thai on another and then Taiwan more.
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Old 01-20-2018, 06:38 PM
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Jamaica me laugh!
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Old 01-20-2018, 06:45 PM
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Serbs you right.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:16 PM
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Don't drink that beer, my friend, that guy Lichtenstein.
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Old 01-20-2018, 07:42 PM
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You go first, Australia.
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Old 01-20-2018, 08:32 PM
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What The Hague are you talking about?
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Old 01-20-2018, 10:01 PM
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Djibouti.
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Old 01-20-2018, 10:52 PM
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Djibouti.
What, an earthquake shake that or something?
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Old 01-20-2018, 11:27 PM
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I just like it. It is funny. Say it 3 times, you'll laugh.
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Old 01-21-2018, 12:18 AM
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People who like to laugh should live in:
SPOILER:

HA-land (Holland)
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Old 01-21-2018, 01:31 AM
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A nation without Welsh is a Poland.
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Old 01-21-2018, 03:31 AM
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I may be poor, but I know there are a lot of people Warsaw than me.
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Old 01-21-2018, 05:05 AM
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That's okay, Biotop. You've got Seoul.
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Old 01-21-2018, 10:11 AM
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There is no Seoul. It's an Aleutian.
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Old 01-21-2018, 10:57 AM
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Kenya believe how far off the rails this thread has gone?
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Old 01-21-2018, 01:12 PM
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I’ve been meaning to make a list of bad railroad puns but keep getting sidetracked.
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Old 01-21-2018, 02:01 PM
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A kick in the caboose for you, sir.
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Old 01-21-2018, 02:28 PM
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If that's how you get your kicks, go for it.
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Old 01-21-2018, 05:57 PM
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I'd say something contentious, but I don't want to derail the conversation.
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Old 01-21-2018, 06:55 PM
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Yes, let's keep this conversation on track.
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Old 01-21-2018, 07:39 PM
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Yes, let's keep this conversation on track.
Who is off track? You are not thinking outside of the boxcar.
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:13 PM
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I'm all a-bored with this line.
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:28 PM
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Honest engine?
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:45 PM
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Maybe we should change the subject before we all go loco.
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Old 01-21-2018, 08:48 PM
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Choo-choo Djibouti
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