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That's Yukon gold!
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:06 PM
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These puns are half-baked.
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:30 PM
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I'd rather be baked, but that's against the grain.
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Old 01-26-2018, 11:43 PM
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I barley get your grist.
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Old 01-27-2018, 12:01 AM
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Quinoa all just try and get along?
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Old 01-27-2018, 12:06 AM
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That would be rice, but it's too greuling.
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Old 01-27-2018, 12:29 AM
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There's a germ of truth there!
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Old 01-27-2018, 12:36 AM
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My ancestors made a lot of money in grains, but alas none was buckwheat-hed to me.
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Old 01-27-2018, 12:39 AM
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A rye observation.
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Old 01-27-2018, 01:10 AM
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You shoulda got millets of dollars.
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Old 01-27-2018, 01:44 AM
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Old 01-27-2018, 05:13 AM
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So we're back to the slippery slope?
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Old 01-27-2018, 08:19 AM
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Aw, I was hopin' for a bran new subject.
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Old 01-27-2018, 09:12 AM
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:22 AM
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Oat K, but this cereal punning seems to be ingrained.
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:27 AM
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I ordered some cereal on line, but it has not arrived. I called the company. They said Chex in the mail.
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:28 AM
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You shredded that one.
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:30 AM
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Like, Oh My God, that was bitchin', like Total-ly!
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:32 AM
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I lost my job at the bank on my very first day. A woman asked me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:47 AM
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Well that's. . .of some interest. I can see why you were cashiered.

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Old 01-27-2018, 11:51 AM
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Speaking of bananas, I just read humans eat more bananas than monkeys. But I canít remember the last time I ate a monkey.
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Old doll parts can be worth money, especially the ears.
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Old 01-27-2018, 01:12 PM
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One of the Three Stooges was a big fan of Australian fashion dolls. It took nothing to throw Shemp on another Barbie.
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Old 01-27-2018, 03:15 PM
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Old 01-27-2018, 05:35 PM
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You've got us by the short and Curlies here.
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Old 01-27-2018, 08:07 PM
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Lemme see if I understand genetic chromosomes: X's a girl, and, oh, a Y's guy, eh?
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Old 01-27-2018, 08:34 PM
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You're telling me one of the Stooges is really named Larry? Fine!
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Old 01-27-2018, 09:46 PM
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Stooges? We ain't got no Stooges. We don't need no stinking Stooges!
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Old 01-27-2018, 10:36 PM
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Wasn't there an Ebenezer Stooge?
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Old 01-27-2018, 10:45 PM
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If there was, would he have been in that Bill Murray movie, Stooged?
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Old 01-27-2018, 10:45 PM
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No, you're thinking of that snake, David Copperhead.
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Old 01-27-2018, 10:46 PM
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You've had that one rattling around your head for a while, haven't you?
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Old 01-27-2018, 11:03 PM
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That's strike 1
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:12 AM
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You anaconda better than that.
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Old 01-28-2018, 01:15 AM
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Strike 2
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Old 01-28-2018, 02:59 AM
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How many strikes before these snakes are called perfect game?
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Old 01-28-2018, 08:25 AM
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Old 01-28-2018, 09:22 AM
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Why do I suddenly feel like dancing the mamba?
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Old 01-28-2018, 09:27 AM
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Old 01-28-2018, 10:21 AM
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Be sure to dance with your boa.
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I can't dance with my boa, it's still under constriction.
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Old 01-28-2018, 11:05 AM
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Well, if you do dance, don't forget to wear your garters. It'll krait a sensation.
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Vith da boa vipered asp-holies vill trow pythons your face. Den da gartners vill smack dar copperheads mit iron cobras.
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Fang kyu.
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Old 01-28-2018, 05:25 PM
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You can always count on Dracula.
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While the Mummy's always getting wrapped up in other people's business.
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