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That implies he had any to begin with.
Indeed. Rather presumptuous of me, really. At best, that phrase can get added to the lengthy list that rests in the lonely rain-soaked place where WillFarnaby's credibility would be, if it existed.
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That. "Unindicted co-conspirator" too.

I do like "Cult45", though.
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After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I've been using "President Yellowstain". Works on a couple of levels!
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After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I've been using "President Yellowstain". Works on a couple of levels!
"President Orangestain" works on a couple more.
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"President Shitstain" also acceptable.
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How about Sleeping Dog? Because you have to let them lie...
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After seeing The Caine Mutiny a few days ago, I've been using "President Yellowstain". Works on a couple of levels!
Sheets and pillowcases.
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I've taken to referring to the dungpile as "Tan the Conman".
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A game from my childhood: Say the name, but with the first letters transposed. So you get:

Tronald Dump
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"Failed president and unconvicted felon Donald Trump".
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I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".
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"Failed president and unconvicted felon Donald Trump".
Please don't tell me this means the suspected, unconvicted failed president gets a second term.
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I heard the recent "Southern Border Emergency" speech referred to as the "dumpster fire-side chat."
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It seems like a few years ago there were a few more steps around demanding to see the president's birth certificate and religion, or whether he just seems like a dangone socialist. Are we not doing that anymore?
Here come the fucking lies, that they never did any of that shit. Just watch.
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Conmander In Chief.
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Can you link to a post where I've belittled myself to calling him juvenile names?
Can you link to a (Twitter) post where he's belittled himself (& the office of the Presidency) by calling someone else juvenile names?

Goose, gander, etc.


Pete Souza, the official WH photographer of Obama calls, him 46-1.
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I've been using "Sponge Blob Golf Pants" a bit lately. It rolls off the tongue nicely.
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Tangerine nightmare.
The faux ode Mr. Tangerine Man is fun to listen to if you haven't already.
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I saw a good one in the wild today "Needy Amin."
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Can you link to a (Twitter) post where he's belittled himself (& the office of the Presidency) by calling someone else juvenile names?
You haven't seen any? Okay, here's one: "Little Adam Schitt".
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I happened upon an interesting Polish phrase today; it's a contemptuous reference to a useless, parasitic leader.

Król aplauzu = The King of Applause

I'll just leave that there.
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This one has been applied to the current president of Argentina, but given Trump's similar love of "Executive Time" I think it fits:

"The lounge chair tamer".
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This one has been applied to the current president of Argentina, but given Trump's similar love of "Executive Time" I think it fits:

"The lounge chair tamer".

That looks like "The lounge chair tanner".
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I change it up. Occasionally I'll use президент Trump.
For the bolded, figured I'd plonk in the following:

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Old 02-15-2019, 03:27 PM
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Just saw a great one I’d never heard before.

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Just saw a great one I’d never heard before.

Traitortot
Ha! Love that one! It'd work for his base too.
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I like the Mar-A-Lardass one. Traitertot is good, too.
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Probably too late and too contrived to rival a 'Crooked Hillary', but Deranged Donald does have a nice ring to it.
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Lately going for the subtle by calling him "alleged billionaire Donald trump".
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"Brokehontas," mentioned by Fear Itself, appears to have coined by Bill Maher in his May 10 show:

https://twitter.com/billmaher/status...99354047631362

It's a big hashtag on Twitter, now, as is "Billion Dollar Loser":

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The hashtag #BillionDollarLoser trended on Twitter on Wednesday after a New York Times report detailed President Donald Trump‘s business and financial woes spanning nearly a decade in the ’80s and ’90s.
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/...012803600.html

The first one is being criticized as being as disrespectful to American Indians/Native Americans as is Trump's original taunting of Elizabeth Warren, but the second one seems to be controversy-free.
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"Brokehontas," mentioned by Fear Itself, appears to have coined by Bill Maher in his May 10 show:
This is my new favorite, because it reminds him that we know he's a failed businessman and it handily defuses his favorite nickname for Warren.
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This is my new favorite, because it reminds him that we know he's a failed businessman and it handily defuses his favorite nickname for Warren.
If it does end up defusing the Warren taunt/insult-to-Native-Americans, then I'm all for it.

I'm in favor of anything that gets it through the thick skulls of Trump's fans that they have it all wrong: it's not that the rest of us fear Trump or resent his wonderfulness or respect his alleged strength: it's that we utterly despise him.

At some point they'll stop kidding themselves. Oh, they'll still support him---they'll cling to their Trump worship.

But they won't be able to fully drown out the chorus of contempt for their bully-boy. Despite themselves, they'll be aware of it.
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