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I was hopping along, minding my own business, all of a sudden, up he comes, cures me! One minute I'm a leper with a trade, next minute my livelihood's gone. Not so much as a by-your-leave! "You're cured, mate." Bloody do-gooder.
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Old 05-04-2010, 10:18 PM
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Shut up! Shut up, you American. You always talk, you Americans. You talk and you talk and say 'Let me tell you something' and 'I just wanna say this'. Well, you're dead now, so shut up!
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Old 05-05-2010, 09:14 AM
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It's fun to charter an accountant
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It can be manly in insurance.
We'll up your premium semi-annually.
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:45 AM
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That's just what Jesus said.
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Old 05-05-2010, 02:53 PM
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:08 PM
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:41 PM
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Old 05-05-2010, 03:48 PM
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Old 05-05-2010, 05:11 PM
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Old 05-05-2010, 05:25 PM
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Shut up, please. Shut up. Would you PLEASE just shut up! SHUT UP!
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:00 PM
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Old 05-05-2010, 10:23 PM
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I mean you, m'lud, not you, m'lud.
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Old 05-06-2010, 08:16 AM
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:20 AM
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It hasn't got any bloody flavor. It's a bloody seabird, innit? ALBATROSS!
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:04 AM
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Well, this is largely as I predicted, except that the Silly Party won.
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Old 05-06-2010, 11:24 AM
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Joke, sir? Guaranteed amusing. As used by the crowned heads of Europe. Has brought tears to the eyes of Royalty. 'Denmark has never laughed so much' - 'The Stage'. Nice little novelty number - 'a naughty Humphrey' - breaks the ice at parties. Put it on the table. Press the button. It vomits. Absolutely guaranteed. With refills. 'Black soap' - leave it in the bathroom, they wash their hands, real fungus grows on the fingers. Can't get it off for hours. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Frighten the elderly - real snakes. Comedy hernia kit. Plastic flesh wounds - just keep your friends in stitches. Guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Hours of fun with 'honeymoon delight' - empty it into their beds - real skunk juice. They won't forget their wedding night. Sticks to the skin, absolutely waterproof, guaranteed to break the ice at parties. Amuse your friends - CS gas canisters - smells, tastes and acts just like the real thing - can blind, maim or kill. Or for drinks, why not buy a 'wicked willy' with a life-size winkle - serves warm beer. Makes real cocktails. Hours of amusement. Or get the new Pooh-Pooh machine. Embarrass your guests - completely authentic sound. Or why not try a new 'naughty nightie' - put it on and it melts - just watch their faces. Guaranteed to break the ice at naughty parties. Go on, go on.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:33 PM
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'e looks a bit Bath-and-Wells-ish.
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Old 05-06-2010, 01:42 PM
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Old 05-06-2010, 04:17 PM
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Right-o!

:: goes back to sleep ::
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Old 05-06-2010, 08:25 PM
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(Read this only one word at a time if you want to live)
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Old 05-06-2010, 09:24 PM
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Number seven. Two inches to the right of a very naughty bit indeed.
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Old 05-07-2010, 06:55 PM
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Old 05-07-2010, 09:44 PM
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:: outraged at the very suggestion ::

Mock frog?!?!?!?!?
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Old 05-10-2010, 09:58 AM
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A buffalo with an aqualung?
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Well, he's... he's, ah... probably pining for the fjords.
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Old 05-10-2010, 11:21 PM
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Right, we'll arrest society then.
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Old 09-01-2011, 10:55 AM
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I didn't expect this thread to get resurrected.
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Please go on, this is most interesting.
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Someone resurrected the beast?

Wink wink nudge nudge say no more!
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I didn't want to say anything. I just wanted to try and ignore your crass mistake.
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