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Old 05-28-2002, 09:14 PM
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The infamous Chuck Berry "breakfast" story

The thread about Chuck and Keith brought back memories of this. Warning-----Fairly gross stuff ahead---------------














Chuck has always had a thing for young blonde women, the fact that he's been married for some 30+ years doesn't get in the way of Chuck's "fun."

Anyhoo, Chuck apparently has a thing for videotaping his "encounters with the aforementioned blondes. One tape that got him in trouble AND into SPY magazine went like this:

Video shows naked blonde woman and naked Chuck Berry. Woman gets down on her kness and Chuck proceeds to releive himself on her, all the while saying things like," Yeah, you like that, don't you. You like it when I piss on your face. yeah, open your mouth. Drink my piss. yeah drink it all up."

When Chuck is finished he says, "Kiss me baby. No You smell like piss, go wash yourself off."

The woman goes and washes off, while Chuck adjusts the camera. The woman comes back and Chuck lies down face up on the floor. The woman straddles his face. Chuck says, "Time for my breakfast." The woman ummmm......does #2 on Chuck's face and in his mouth.

Sort of like the Danny Thomas story but a bit different.
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Old 05-28-2002, 10:11 PM
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Ew.
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Old 05-28-2002, 11:16 PM
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I knew Chuck was a freak and even that he's been in trouble for videotaping women before but are you sure about this? Have you seen it?
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Old 05-29-2002, 12:17 AM
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But; BUT!!!!! I've always been a huge Chuck Berry fan. Even when he was arrested for transporting underage girls across State lines, I Stuck By Chuck! (I was underage myself at the time, and had no trouble relating to his desires.)
But this??? NO! You can't make me believe it!
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Old 05-29-2002, 08:20 AM
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He was arrested for videotaping women at his amusement park in Missouri, but I don't know the specifics.
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Old 05-29-2002, 10:41 AM
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I knew Chuck was a freak and even that he's been in trouble for videotaping women before but are you sure about this? Have you seen it?
I read the same article in SPY; there were some very fuzzy screenshots but I don't remember at what point in the story they were taken from. However, WSLer's post is an accurate retelling of the SPY article. (Myself, I always loved the "No baby, you smell like piss" line, but it's difficult to find an opportunity to use it in casual conversation.)

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Old 05-29-2002, 10:48 AM
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Myself, I always loved the "No baby, you smell like piss" line, but it's difficult to find an opportunity to use it in casual conversation.
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Old 05-29-2002, 03:18 PM
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Given how many weird sexual fetishes are already out there, why does anyone find this surprising?

Heck, poop-eating even got a mention in the South Park movie, IIRC.
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Old 05-29-2002, 03:26 PM
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Ok, I'll..uhhhh....bite.

What's the Danny Thomas story?
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Old 05-29-2002, 03:44 PM
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Yeah, tell the Danny Thomas story! Do I dare look?
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Old 05-29-2002, 04:23 PM
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Good lord—are we about to find the real origin of the "Danny Thomas spit-take?!"
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Old 05-29-2002, 04:38 PM
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Heck, poop-eating even got a mention in the South Park movie, IIRC.
So Chuck Berry knows Cartman's mom--and he's German?
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Old 05-30-2002, 07:00 AM
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Who is Danny Thomas?
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