Okay, KFC, this is going to hurt me almost as much as it hurts you.
While it’s long since been debunked that KFC changed their name from Kentucky Fried Chicken due to concerns about fried things being bad for you, the latest trend seems to indicate that the erstwhile-named KFC is at least thinking about putting a different spin on their wares.
And I, for one, call shenanigans.
I’m not even going to touch on the technically-legal but still slightly creepy way you turned your dead spokesman into an X-Treme sports-loving cartoon character. Hey, the poor guy’s been in the ground for ages – it’s not as if he’s around to object. (But come on, what’s next – a little cartoon Dave Thomas?)
For those that haven’t heard, KFC’s new spin on their artery-clogging goodness is to convince people that KFC actually stands for “kitchen fresh chicken.” :rolleyes:
I think that deserves another :rolleyes:, actually.
Calling it “kitchen fresh chicken?” Are you seriously trying to convince the chicken-buying public that not ONLY were you NEVER Kentucky Fried Chicken, but ALSO that your chicken is any less procured, processed and prepared than the other fast-food chicken franchises?
I call bullshit, you beak-felching, grease-trap monkeys. Unless I see some evidence that your workers are at very least prepping your chicken, instead of simply shoving pre-prepared pieces into your frybox, you are lying to the American people. Yes, lying – which is SOOOOO unlike you.
Unless we’ve already forgotten your recent claims that KFC is somehow healthy for the public, which even a developmentally disabled Appalachian coonhound knows ain’t true. You peddle grease-covered fried chicken, for shit’s sake. I’m going to need at least a pie chart or SOMETHING to back THAT particular claim.
I hated to pit you like this, KFC, because you and I have had some good times together. But let’s not forget where we came from, shall we?
“Kitchen Fresh Chicken” indeed. :rolleyes:
I hope the Colonel bitchslaps you marketing morons in the afterlife.