Ladies; secretly catch a guy masturbating....do you watch?

Since I already know what the guys would do there is no need to make this a dual gender question. You know, if it was a female masturbating, yada, yada, what would you do…

Ladies only (and/or gays too).

Let’s say that you’re picking up the kids toys in the back yard and you happen to look into your neighbors bathroom window. The wind is gently prying open the window blinds and you catch a glimpse of the neighbor showering. He is also masturbating. He is unaware of your presence and is not doing it to catch your attention, however, the situation and the timing are such that you are in the right place at the right time.
Do you continue watching?

Has this ever happened to you?

My first reaction, caught unaware to this scene, would be shock and slight fear. I would assume, at first thougt, he WAS doing it to catch my attention, that the guy woudl be, in short, the classical exhibitionist. I would avert my eyes and walk away so quickly, I would not get a second glance that might tell me otherwise. I have seen an exhibitionists three times in my life, and that has been my response each time. Even though I know that exhibitionists are, as a rule, harmless.

It would be a different thing if a saw an attractive guy in a film masturbating. Then I might enjoy watching out the scene. But caught unaware, with the possibility of the guy harming me…no.

I’d probably have to cover my mouth to stifle the surprised laughter, then walk in the opposite direction. Then I’d probably tell my best friend or husband about it and we’d have a laugh. it sounds mean, but it’s like getting *whitewalled in public. it might not be funny to the person it’s happened to, but on a very immature level, it’s damn funny to everyone else.

*whitewall = to pull someone’s pants down and reveal their underwear (provided they’re wearing any).

This happened to an acquaintence of mine. Some guy was masturbating on his front porch, early, early in the morning. It seemed obvious that he assumed no one could see him (for whatever reason—probably because of the early hour).

My friend saw what he was doing front a second story building nearby. After a few moments, she yelled out, “Put on your pants!”

The guy stopped, looked shocked, obviously trying to see where the mysterious voice had come from. Then he scurried inside. Apparently he moved out a few days later.

As for answering the OP, what would I do? If I were in the position that my friend was (seeing some guy cluelessly whacking off on his front porch), I’d probably do something similar to what she did. Or not. (I think the fact that he was doing it in public makes it more likely that I’d say something.) Otherwise, I’d chuckle and avert my eyes. Don’t care to see.

A guy with his member out can be threatening in certain situations.

In the spirit of the OP, assume that there is clearly no threat and that the masturbateur is not behaving in any sociopathic or exhitionist fashion. he’s just a guy enjoying a private (he thinks) wank.

Carry on…

I agree with Inigo Montoya, as long as it is plain he is just tossing off for fun and thinks he is in private, I would basically sneak away and not disturb him. I have no problem with people tossing off.

:cool: Well…maybe if he were hung either exceedingly well, or put on an exceptional performance or was hung ahem differently [like the guy with a double helping of penises…] I might give him a round of applause and run away VERY fast

If the situation was as discribed in the OP… I would probably watch. I mean, its perfectly natural… and funny… and intriguing. Especially if this said man, was a hottie.

But yep, to be perfectly honest, I would wacth. I might even call a friend over… Fun for all!!! :smiley:

Nope.

I’d watch.
Never happened to see anyone masturbating, though…

Hmm, reading the title, I was thinking more of the situation depicted in Fast Times at Ridgemont High… where a female walks in and suprises the onanist, leaving no doubt in the mind of either as to the act being committed, the intent of either party, or the assumed privacy.

Heh… bonus points if the onanist is fantasizing about the female who interrupts him.

I don’t want to catch some “guy” doing it. I want to catch my husband!
I know, I know…you’re thinking WTF?! It’s a reciprocal situation. For some reason, he thinks it’s sexy to watch me, but insists I shouldn’t even want to watch him. I wanna see him do it, dammit! Lord knows he’s watched me do it enough that I deserve one instance of turn about being fair play. Hell, he’s even got photographs. I’ve got nothing but insatiable curiosity now.
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FaerieBeth: You should inform your husband that, unless he changes his attitude, he will no longer be considered a man.

:wink: :smiley:

Me, too, FaerieBeth! I’m glad I’m not the only one. I beginning to fear Mr. Tech may never relent…

As to the OP, if the person in question was worth watching, I’m afraid I’d have to watch.

I caught my ex-husband in the act, once. I came home from work early, and apparently rather quietly, because he didn’t seem to notice that I was home. I walked upstairs into our bedroom, which had no door, and found him enjoying himself along with a porn flick and bottle of my body lotion.

Here’s how it went:

Him: :eek: :o

Me: “Oops, sorry.”

I backed out of the room and went back downstairs. I didn’t think it was weird, but it seemed to make him feel awkward. He came downstairs a few minutes later, clothed and very embarrassed, and refused to discuss it.

Note, that was my EX-husband. My SO is far more open about such things, and much more fun. :smiley: Sure, I’d watch him, but he doesn’t bother to do it secretly. And no other man in the world is as sexy as him, so I’d pass on anyone else. :wink:

I lived in a second floor apartment, right above a nice, attractive straight guy who happened to enjoy sitting naked in front of his window. Although he had mini-blinds, they were adjusted so that while walking up the stairs to get to my apartment, I got a very clear view of everything. Yes, I caught him masturbating on more than one occasion and yes, I watched a few times. And there was no chance of really getting caught at night, since I could see in, but he couldn’t see out.

My neighbor on the second floor and her boyfriend told me that they made loud comments outside to let him know that they saw him naked…but he never acknowledged it by putting on clothes or adjusting the mini-blinds. I was probably the only one who saw the whole show :wink:

If I had to guess, I’d say he was more clueless than exhibitionist.

Never caught a neighbor or stranger doing this but I did catch a boyfriend going to town. I was only able to watch for a few seconds before he noticed me and he was extremely embarrassed. I tried to assure him it was fine by me, sexy even, but he wouldn’t believe me. My first major boyfriend (of 7 years) sent me a video tape of his “technique” (after shaving his crotch area) but I wasn’t so impressed. It kind of creeped me out since I had barely started having sex at that point (I was only 15).

These days, I let my honey know that it’s a turn-on and he just loves to make me happy. Whatta man!

If the guy was ugly, it would probably be like watching a car wreck; I’d be horrified and repulsed, but I’d probably stare for a second until I “came to.”

If the guy was hot…hell yeah I would. Maybe other girls don’t agree, but I think watching a guy whack off is sexy. It took Mr. Levins awhile to overcome his Catholic upbringing, but eventually I convinced him, too.

The only reason I wouldn’t look is if I had any hint that he knew I was watching, or that that was his goal in doing it.

Then it would become threatening and really revolting.

Slight hijack, but I don’t keep it a secret from my wife. She even asks me to “perform” for her. I’m lucky that way.

oooo :wink: I guess I am not the only one that does that - I ask mrAru to now and then as part of foreplay, though i usually end up helping :eek:

Although I admit I find the ‘money shots’ in porn to be downright silly … at home that would never cut it, someone has to do the laundry :rolleyes:

Bleh, SHAKES… get thee to the local bar, and soon. We don’t need you invading this wonderful thread devoted to real humans. We already know how generous you are with your God-given gifts to womankind cough asswipe cough. In my eyes, you can’t redeem yourself.