A countdown clock for Hermione Granger's 18th birthday. That's not creepy at all!

[astro]

Well… maybe just a little

[The Countdown to Hermione Granger’s 18th birthday continues!

1548 days, 23 hours, 18 minutes, and 33 seconds

The Bewitching Hour will soon be upon us!](http://jasonkill.com/hermione/about.htm?adgd=etd)

[Ranchoth]

I can honestly say that it’s not a little creepy.

[Jimmy_Chitwood]

It’s a joke.

[Lobsang]

Middle aged man Makes internet page about his obsession with a 12 year old girl. Not normal.

[Snooooopy]

I didn’t see any mentions on the site of the actress who plays Hermione, Emma Watson, but there are a couple of pictures of her, so I’m not sure where exactly his strange desires lie.

[theckhd]

@Creepy Freak with Website

So I’ll leave you with a poem I wrote about my favorite character, Ms. Hermione Granger.
Hermione, oh me, oh my
Oh my, oh me, for you I’d die
You charmed me with your wand and smile
And I’ve loved you for a long, long while
You raise your hand so high in class
I’d take you on a date, alas
You’re not quite old enough and yet
My heart burns for you like a smoldering sunset

I certainly hope it’s a joke, considering the poetry.

FWIW I can’t say i don’t think that the actress who plays Hermione has a good chance of growing up to be a very attractive woman, but it’s a bit early to start drooling over her.

@Creepy Freak with Website

I even named my computer mouse Scabbers after Ron’s pet in the Harry Potter books. It’s really fun. Sometimes I’ll talk to it while I’m working as though it’s a real pet. “Hey Scabbers, I’ll give you some cheese if you open that .exe file.” Or something like: “Scabbers, you little rascal, did you just cause my computer to freeze?”

Hey scabbers, i’ll give you some cheese if you bite him next time he’s browsing Hermione porn online.

[astro]

@Jimmy Chitwood

It’s a joke.

It is a bit paint by the numbers, re creepy, obsessive fan cliches isn’t it? I read the whole site and the whoosing sound is growing louder. Esp the part where he superimposed HG face on Christina Augliera’s body

This is a piture I edited in Photoshop. I put Hermione’s head on
Christina Aguilera’s body so that I could see what Hermione will
look like when she turns 18. The verdict? Dead sexy!

[theckhd]

@astro

Esp the part where he superimposed HG face on Christina Augliera’s body

:eek:
Thanks astro, i had missed the pictures page the first time around. That’s the most disturbing picture i’ve seen in a few weeks. Excuse me while i claw my eyes out with a fork. :smack:

[Beauty_Personified]

In just under two years she’ll be “legal” in Canada and most of the U.K. (Three years for Northern Ireland.)

Anyhoo…

[1010011010]

Go read “Harry Potter’s Secret Blog” on the links page.
It’s a Joke.

When did SDMB become a Fark repeater station?

[Smeghead]

@1010011010

When did SDMB become a Fark repeater station?

A couple of years ago.

[AngelicGemma]

Creepy. I’m glad it’s just a joke.

[Eve]

Hermoine Gingold? I love Hermoine Gingold!

[Shaolinrabbit]

@Beauty Personified

In just under two years she’ll be “legal” in Canada and most of the U.K. (Three years for Northern Ireland.)

Anyhoo…

Sweet!

::packs for UK::

[RandomLetters]

According to Wikipedia 13 year olds are legal in South Korea & Spain, and possibly Mexico and Japan.

Now I just have to get her to one of those countries. :eek: :eek:

[Zebra]

I’m more of a Hermione Baddeley man myself.

[Little_Nemo]

The 23 hours, 18 minutes, and 33 seconds are a little creepy. But the 1548 days - that’s bigtime creepy.

[harmless]

@Snooooopy

I didn’t see any mentions on the site of the actress who plays Hermione, Emma Watson, but there are a couple of pictures of her, so I’m not sure where exactly his strange desires lie.

That’s because there is only Hermione!
Emma Watson is the name Hermione uses to hide the fact she’s really a witch, pretending to be an actor pretending to be a witch.
(don’t spoil the fantasy! )

[Ethilrist]

“Now grab your wand and get counting!”
:dubious:

[OpalCat]

I don’t see the Christina A. photoshopped pic…?

My favorite part is this:

I scanned these pictures out of my special leather-bound Hermione photo album. I have her future name imprinted in gold foil on the cover: “Hermione Nyffington.”