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Old 09-27-2004, 05:55 PM
Kel Varnsen - Latex Division Kel Varnsen - Latex Division is offline
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"The Move" - Is it cunniligus? (Seinfeld)

I always just assumed that Jerry's move was cunniligus. However, the episode was on today and when Puddy was performing the move on Elaine it comes to this part:

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[Back to Elaine and David in the middle of, uh...you know...]
Elaine: Oh, god! Oh, god, Dave! Oh, yes! Yes!
David: No, I'm sorry.
Elaine: What?!!
David: I can't do the move.
Elaine: What?
David: Oh, he's ruined it for me.
Elaine: Oh, oh, come on, please?
David: No, he called me a hack. I'm just not into doing it anymore.
Elaine: Oh, so---so that's it?
David: I'll come up with some new stuff.
The problem is when Puddy comes out from under the covers his head is up by Elaine's head and there is no movement up. So is Pudding having sex with Elaine or his he fingering her or using some device?

However, when George is trying out the move his head is clearly down below the woman's waist.

So what is this move?

Here are some more clues:

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[Later, Jerry and George are outside, where Jerry has just bought a candy bar
at the newsstand]
Jerry: ...so he stole my move and he's using it on Elaine.
George: You told David Putty your move and you didn't tell *me*? I *need* a
move. You know I have no moves, Jerry. [points to the candy bar] Gimme a
bite.
Jerry: Can I just get it opened first?
George: I can't believe you're hoarding sex moves. I'm out there rubbing
two sticks together. You walk around with a zippo.
Jerry: All right, all right. Here. [hands George a piece of the candy
bar].
George: [takes a bite] Oh, that's good. That's very good.
Jerry: You feel better?
George: Yeah, much better. All right, so what's the move, because I need
*something*. This woman I'm dating, it's like she's doing her nails during
love-making.
Jerry: Nancy Klopper?
George: Yeah. Never seen anyone so bored. I'm working like a dog here.
Give me a moan. *Something*. I'd settle for a belch, for god's sake. All
right, come on, let's have it.
Jerry: All right, George. I'm gonna tell you. But I just wanna make sure,
before---
George: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's in the vault. I'm putting it in the vault.
Jerry: It's not even a question of that. The point is when something like
this is passed along, one must be certain that it's going to be used in a
*conscientious* way. This is not some parlor trick to be used---
George: You're gonna tell me...or not.
Jerry: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a
headboard.
George: I got a headboard.
Jerry: Is it padded?
George: No.
Jerry: Good. How tall is she?
George: Five-foot four. Why?
Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights.
Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck.
George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this.
Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again.
[Back at Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George have just walked in, still
conversing on the same subject]
Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the
swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great
capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous.
George: Is it a clockwise swirl?
Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone.
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Old 09-27-2004, 05:57 PM
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They're all doing cunnilingus of some sort. The problem is that Puddy stole Jerry's cunnilingus technique.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:22 PM
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They're all doing cunnilingus of some sort.
So why was Puddy's head so high?
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:26 PM
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Long tongue.
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:32 PM
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On a similar note: Can anyone identify the Venus Butterfly?
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Old 09-27-2004, 06:45 PM
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Jerry being a comedian and all...he really should be a cunning linguist shouldn't he.

Maybe he was telling her dirty jokes?
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:27 PM
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On a similar note: Can anyone identify the Venus Butterfly?
According to a site which cannot be linked here under the two-click rule, it is a technique that combines manual and oral stimulation of the clitoris and G-spot in order to achieve extreme orgasm.
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Old 09-27-2004, 07:39 PM
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Isn't it meant to be vague? Kind of a MacGuffin?
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Old 09-27-2004, 08:20 PM
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MacGuffin diving?
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Old 09-27-2004, 08:38 PM
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If Elaine was ovulating, would that make it an Egg McGuffin?


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Old 09-27-2004, 09:07 PM
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If Elaine was ovulating, would that make it an Egg McGuffin?
Well, that's why she uses the Today Sponge.. to.. err. prevent her eggs from being scrambled.

It's official, I am never eating an egg mcmuffin again.
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Old 09-27-2004, 09:09 PM
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MacGuffin diving?
More like MacGuffin munching, it appears...
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Old 09-27-2004, 11:17 PM
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More like MacGuffin munching, it appears...
But the penis mightier than the sword.

*bamf*
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Old 09-28-2004, 07:59 AM
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*bamf*
What does this mean?
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Old 09-28-2004, 08:17 AM
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What does this mean?
I don't know about here at the dope..but where I live it stands for Bad Ass Mo Fo...well you get the idea.
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Old 09-28-2004, 08:25 AM
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I don't know about here at the dope..but where I live it stands for Bad Ass Mo Fo...well you get the idea.

*bamf* stated like this, seems to me more of a sound effect, like the X-Men's Nightcrawler when he teleports - that is the word-sound written...I have no idea how it applies here, but I didn't get the rest of the post anyway....

As for the OP, part of me wants to repeat William Shatner's famous retort in the SNL skit when the Star Trek geek asks the obscure trivia question: Get a life

Sorry - I honestly don't mean to be harsh - I am referencing the skit more for its intent. IMHO, I think the writers were probably thinking of a bunch of sexy stuff and kept it purposefully ambiguous - that is at the heart of what made it seem so cool (wow - the Mysterious "Move") and what could also make it funny (clockwise? counterclockwise? Wait - well, if it is with a tongue? A finger? something else???). Keeping it unclear works for the plot and the humor - so it was kept unclear. If the plot or humor would've been improved by specifically stating what it was, they would have - so I bet everybody involved has a variation as to what The Move might be..... Beyond that, I don't see much need to dissect the joke....
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Old 09-28-2004, 08:52 AM
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bamf says:

Definition: /bamf/ 1. [Old X-Men comics] Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity.
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Old 09-28-2004, 08:59 AM
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As for the OP, part of me wants to repeat William Shatner's famous retort in the SNL skit when the Star Trek geek asks the obscure trivia question: Get a life
That is the second time this week this skit has been referenced in one on my threads.
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Old 09-28-2004, 09:01 AM
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That is the second time this week this skit has been referenced in one on my threads.
Sorry 'bout that, Kel - but maybe, instead of pondering these imponderables, there is more you can focus on in the Latex Division....
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Old 09-28-2004, 09:14 AM
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come on...

everyone knows that jerry's "move" is really The Shocker
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Old 09-28-2004, 12:18 PM
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Definition: /bamf/ 1. [Old X-Men comics] Notional sound made by a person or object teleporting in or out of the hearer's vicinity.
For sake of completeness, the DC version is POP
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Old 09-28-2004, 01:38 PM
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According to a site which cannot be linked here under the two-click rule, it is a technique that combines manual and oral stimulation of the clitoris and G-spot in order to achieve extreme orgasm.
This was discussed on a recent episode of Rescue Me. IIRC, it involves performing oral sex on the female, while simultaneously inserting two fingers in her Vagina and one finger in her rectum.

One of the younger characters mixed up how many fingers went where, and his lady-friend was less than impressed.

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