Here I Sit, Watching "Vampire Hunter D", & I'm Bleeding.

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So, I’m in the basement, watching Vampire Hunter D: Bloodlust on the DVD, & I start scratching an itch on my neck.

Then, I notice that my hand is covered in blood! :eek: :eek: :eek:

And the wound is on…my neck. :eek: :eek: :eek:

I have no idea why…

No need to get freaked out about it yet. It could just be your stigmata acting up again.

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:

Quick, stab yourself with a wooden spoon before you turn to the dark side! :wally

(Ok, serious mode time: might you have an infestation of bloodsucking insects? Mosquitos, ticks, fleas, the like?)

Just in case you feel a tad hungry, I just ate 4 slices of garlic toast, and I do own a sharpened wooden stake.

You won’t need them.

Just come over to my tom…er…house for a quick bite.