Why don't we fight like the good ol days?

Seriously, I wouldnt fuck with a country of men who who lifted those damn heavy rocks and made stonehenge. would you? if i were sailing on a boat halfway across the globe and saw a structure like that, id turn around and go home whether i had enough food to make it our not.
Now we just make those stupid nuclear weapons- and say, hey ill blow your body up.
it’s a scared puppy’s way to fight.

Stonehenge is the noble nuclear weapon of their time.
and still standing.

my first childs middle name will be hengy :slight_smile:

What are you talking about?

And what are we pitting here, exactly? And BTW I doubt you could see Stonehenge from the sea unless you were using your super-duper-x-ray glasses. Perhaps you are seeing the Easter Island heads, hmmmmm?

What exactly is threatening about Stonehenge? “Go away or we’ll drop big rocks on your head?”

That’s right. Those Easter Islanders were some tough fuckers. That is why nobody even tried to fight them. I bet their descendants are the biggest bad asses walking right now.

Hey, the guy was talking about scarey rocks!!! The EI heads are way scarier than the mundane stonehenge rocks and you can see them from the sea. Oh, wait, that was semi-logical, I rescind my comments. Mods please delete my post. :cool:

Yeah, but I’d bet you could see a mushroom cloud from the sea.

Would that make you turn back?

Personally, I wouldn’t mess with people who can fuck with the weather.

Moving big rocks around? Bwahahahahaaa!

Yes.
Personally I long for the days of single combat. Our country’s biggest badass v. your country’s biggest badass. No need for thousands to die, just one.

Not quite “I just burned your golden retreiver,” but close.

Remember, kids, don’t drink and post!

Yeah, but what’s the halflife of Uranium? :stuck_out_tongue:

Because getting the blue paint off is a bitch.

Depending on the isotope, approximately 4.3 billion years.

Don’t forget: they had pointy sticks too!!!

I think that this is an example of Posting Under the Influence. As such, I’m closing this thread.

Lynn
For the Straight Dope

Stray cussing aside, that opener is textbook mundane and pointless.

Since hope springs eternal, I’ll move it over and maybe, just maybe, this thread will evolve into…something.

Veb

Now all of you know what happens when mods happen across the same thread at the same time. Hi Veb!

I just wanted to pop in and say “Hi” because it seems like there’s a mod party rockin’ the house.