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Old 01-01-2007, 03:19 AM
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Old 01-01-2007, 09:10 AM
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Terrifel: Brilliantly written OP.
Old 01-01-2007, 09:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Mayo Speaks!
I think the coin should be one of these:

"America: We do not sleep. We wait."
"America's chief export: pain."
"There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures we have allowed to live."

Chuck Norris facts are still funny, dammit!
I'll see yer Chuck Norris and raise ya the ultimate American, G/Sgt R. Lee Ermey:

God plays His games. We play ours.
Do we make you nervous?
Can we be in CHARGE for a while?
You are all equally worthless.
Guts is enough.
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