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Old 07-17-2007, 02:04 PM
Colophon Colophon is offline
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Drunkenness = testicle pain?

This is kind of a weird one, so bear with me. For as long as I can remember (well, since I started drinking alcohol), I've noticed a weird sensation associated with being drunk. When I'm really quite drunk, but not necessarily quite at the room-spinning stage, and sitting down, I often get a kind of pain/ache in my testicles. It's not a constant thing, it kind of appears and disappears in waves, kind of like the pit-of-the-stomach feeling you can get when driving over a humpbacked bridge.

So, two questions:
1) Does anyone else get this, or am I a freak?
2) What could cause it?
Old 07-17-2007, 02:05 PM
Santo Rugger Santo Rugger is offline
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2) Blue balls?
Old 07-17-2007, 02:07 PM
FordPrefect FordPrefect is offline
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3) Being too forward with the knee-jerk crowd?
Old 07-17-2007, 02:08 PM
Balthisar Balthisar is offline
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4) Varicose veins?

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Old 07-17-2007, 02:17 PM
Leaffan Leaffan is offline
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Beer nuts?
Old 07-17-2007, 02:30 PM
Colophon Colophon is offline
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Originally Posted by Leaffan
Beer nuts?
We have a winner
Old 07-17-2007, 02:37 PM
ouryL ouryL is offline
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Perhaps its a confused bladder response, where you are holding it in and simultaneously pulling in the muscles that also control your testis.
Old 07-17-2007, 02:45 PM
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You play rochambeau during blackout periods?


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