As many of you know, the Onion often has a section of “filler” story which consists entirely of the phrase “Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood” repeated over and over again. What makes these more intriguing, however, is the often nonsensical drop quotes and article titles attached.
I thought it might be fun to try and come up with some of our own. For instance:
Continued from Spaghetti : “I can only assume her mustache was false.”
Continued from Brown-Eyed Girl : “My favorite was the kitten with the peg legs.”
What can you all come up with?