Oh you must be exaggerating for amusement’s sake. Surely you were not accustomed to explaining how things were actually going in response to “how do you do”, or “hello, how are you?”. Trouble is, I sometimes forget whether **Jjimm **is English or U.S. in origin, (sorry) so it’s just possible that the other ones I mentioned left you confused too.
Hey, aren’t we supposed to say “mustn’t grumble”, anyway? (Note, but in fact one *must *grumble, usually about the 'bus, the train, or OF COURSE, the weather.) That means you can really mess with people’s head on the random day you choose to give a cheery “Great, thanks, lovely weather today, eh?”
Sandra-NZ, honestly, any vague “Hello there” or “hi there” will do.
I sometimes think, hoping not to tempt fate here, that if I were to have to lose any one thing, speech would be the least bad option. I would avoid much awkwardness by merely grinning and waving a little printed card or written note, saying “not able to speak, good morning, afternoon, evening, delete as applicable, and I trust you are well”.
Ach hell, on second thoughts, that might only add to the confusion with a lot of people in my locality, many being from overseas for one reason or another - that is, the people here to do postgraduate study might be fine with that, but a refugee with extremely limited English might be a bit freaked by being expected to read English for no reason. I reckon for the traditional awkward in the lift (elevator) scenario or doing the “after you through the door” dance, I had best just stick to the vague nod and “hello”.