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Old 06-02-2008, 10:12 AM
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For me, it would be "How can I get my mashed potatoes really smooth?"
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Old 06-02-2008, 11:40 AM
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Really any question that boiled down to driving directions and highways.
A lot of questions about the American invasion of Iraq might be pretty relevant, too.
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