Wallaby opium circles of Tasmania

[Harmonious_Discord]

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Wallabies are destroying the opium poppies of Tasmania, which are grown by the local farmers strictly for the legitimate pharmacy industry. They eat the heads and then go around in circles smashing down the crop. There are two thoughts on what to do with this situation. The fist group wants to tie me Kangaroo down sport. The second wants to watch me wallabies feed

[Polycarp]

@Harmonious_Discord

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Wallabies are destroying the opium poppies of Tasmania, which are grown by the local farmers strictly for the legitimate pharmacy industry. They eat the heads and then go around in circles smashing down the crop. There are two thoughts on what to do with this situation. The fist group wants to tie me Kangaroo down sport. The second wants to watch me wallabies feed

They’re a dangerous breed, mate!

[Anne_Neville]

“Wallaby Opium Circles” would be a good band name.

[Shirley_Ujest]

Why don’t they release wallabies/wallaby’s in Afghanistan as a WMD?

[Anne_Neville]

@Harmonious_Discord

The fist group wants to tie me Kangaroo down sport. The second wants to watch me wallabies feed

I’ll point my co-workers in your direction if my urge to sing that song becomes uncontrollable and my singing annoys them.

[VunderBob]

@Anne_Neville

I’ll point my co-workers in your direction if my urge to sing that song becomes uncontrollable and my singing annoys them.

We’ll tan his hide when he dies, Clyde, and it’ll be hanging on the shed.

[Captain_Amazing]

@Shirley_Ujest

Why don’t they release wallabies/wallaby’s in Afghanistan as a WMD?

Wallabies of Morphine Destruction?

[plankter]

My favo(u)rite take on this story is at the BBC website, if only for the comments.

I have seen a stoned wallaby but I don’t know about them making crop circles. The one I saw was slurring his words and asking me for a dollar as he was trying to get the boat to see his brother in New Zealand - he looked in no mood to be formulating a series of complex agricultural design patterns. I could be wrong - they might have masterminded the twin tower attacks, who really knows? -Dijon, Hobart, Tasmania

I want to know who sold out the wallabies? Who’s the narc? My guess is the platypus, he is such an odd duck. -Chet Guest, St. Paul, Minnesota USA

I was travelling in Tasmania in the summer of last year and witnessed what I believed as dancing wallabies. I was intoxicated at the time and so put it down to the poppies I had consumed earlier that day. However after reading this article that experience made a lot of sense. -Alan Rees , Tring

[Polycarp]

@Captain_Amazing

Wallabies of Morphine Destruction?

I salute you, sir!

[Harmonious_Discord]

I like the dancing wallabies remark the best.