The Great "Re-Name The Moderator" Contest!

Czarcasm · January 10, 2001, 5:11am

I’ve been “slythe” since 1978, and it’s time for a change, folks. Here’s your chance to rename a Moderator!
All suggestions will be considered, and the most popular, within reason of course, will be chosen.

The hell with it :), forget reason. I’ll take the most popular name, no matter what!

bibliophage · January 10, 2001, 5:16am

His Godlike Eminence

Rally_Vincent · January 10, 2001, 5:18am

Hm…

A favorite character is always fun.

Czarcasm · January 10, 2001, 5:19am

I am seriously considering stopping the contest right now and declaring a winner!

Snooooopy · January 10, 2001, 5:22am

You should become TimmyNipples.

Crunchy_Frog · January 10, 2001, 5:23am

evilbeth will love you if you choose Chicken of Bristol.

The one person who accepted that name got banned before she could change her name.

Green_Bean · January 10, 2001, 5:24am

How 'bout Slythe?

Czarcasm · January 10, 2001, 5:30am

Hmmmm.
Slythe.
How do you pronounce it?

Rally_Vincent · January 10, 2001, 5:33am

What came to mind was the poem “Jabberwocky”

Twas brillig and the slithy toves…

so that’s what I think of when I see that name.

evilbeth · January 10, 2001, 5:36am

*I will not set myself up for rejection again.

I will not set myself up for rejection again.

I will not set myself up for rejection again…*

Geobabe · January 10, 2001, 5:38am

I vote for Chicken of Bristol! That name is really too good to go to waste.

Czarcasm · January 10, 2001, 5:59am

If Chicken of Bristol wins, I will declare evilbeth Official Fairy Godmother of IMHO.

Then I’ll get piss-ass drunk for a full week.

Tzel · January 10, 2001, 6:17am

I’d like to think of something original, but Chicken of Bristol is just too good to not support it. Chicken of Bristol!

Smeghead · January 10, 2001, 6:58am

Hmmm. He’s promised to accept the most popular nomination, so if we all voted for, say, “Dumbass”, he’d have to call himself that.

Czarcasm · January 10, 2001, 7:12am

That’s pronounced Dumas, right?

evilbeth · January 10, 2001, 7:26am

Come on, people! Do this one little thing for me! Just for little old me! I rarely get mentioned in any of the favorite poster/poster you most want to nail/poster you most want to have phone sex with—I need the ego boost! While I can’t promise any moderator favors (I have very little pull in that area), I can offer each and every voting member my undying devotion! (Except for those of you I don’t like in the first place! Sorry!) Please vote for Chicken of Bristol–help me out!

[sub]Was that embarassing enough?[/sub]

Rasa · January 10, 2001, 7:37am

Although GoreSucks, ILoveBush, and NaderRulez are all tempting… I don’t think they stand a chance. I’m gonna vote for the chicken one, at least until a better one comes along

oldscratch · January 10, 2001, 7:39am

And ummmm I don’t really know what Rasa thinks about your name. For all I know she likes Dumbass or maybe LordHighMaster.

That last post is me.

Max_the_Immortal · January 10, 2001, 8:27am

How about: “Funkmasta Slythe, Chillin’ on the West-sieeed of da ‘Hood with a gat an’ Forty Since 1978”?

Coldfire · January 10, 2001, 10:09am

Since I really like some of these “weird” names one sees every now and then, I’m gonna suggest Moldy Sponge.

But Chicken of Bristol sounds pretty damn cool too.