I grew up in Michigan and Indiana. We had some good snows every year.
Kids, of course, look forward to a foot or two of snow and getting out of school for a while. I know I did.
But, the fact is that a few inches to a few feet can be troublesome for some cities.
People miss work, emergency workers get stuck, and many more problems.
I was just reading that some cities are considering dumping snow into waterways to get it off the streets and sidewalks, even though it would contain enough salt, chemicals, and trash to give the EPA a stroke.
Plows and snowblowers put it over there instead of here. That can only work so long.
Why not melt it? 12 inches of snow is only an inch of rain. Certainly most areas can use the water in the aquifer. It’s going there anyway; why not put it there today instead of March? Damn. Apparently I’m not the firstto think of this…
“What about ice?” you reply? Sure, wet roads can freeze. That’s why you dry them.
Here’s the best part. No unemployment! The gov’t hires every warm body they can find and gives them a case of Brawny or Bounty paper towels, and they follow the melting trucks around and dab up every last drop!
Or perhaps NASCAR, Og help us, already has the answer.
So what’s wrong with having a fleet of monkey-driven jet-powered funny cars blasting down Wacker or Lake Shore Drive?
Or, and don’t anyone steal this idea, 'cuz I’m working on the patent, a truck that scoops up snow into a hopper, boils it into steam, and a jet truck following behind to dry things up? Maybe a single unit that does both. Zambonis do it!
And of course we’re going green and powering the the whole system with steam!
(Well, propane or CNG, which are still green!)
Ok, mathletes. Tell me why this won’t work because it’ll take X amount of energy to melt and dry Y amount of snow. Perhaps the same amount of energy in a mid-size neutron star, or all the remaining fossil fuels on earth.
Otherwise I’m buying a septic tank truckand converting it…