This morning, while skimming the news sites and making an attempt at being a socially literate human being, I was struck with an important question: does the Tolkien-verse have a heaven and hell? Where do the people of Middle Earth go when they die?
In the films, the answer seems to be Valinor, at least for those on the side of good, since that’s what Gandalf describes to Pippin during the battle of Gondor. But is that true of the books as well? I kind of got the idea that Valinor was a place for Elves, which was why it was so special that Frodo, Bilbo, and later Sam (as bearers of the one ring) got to go there. But why could Gimli sail there too? Did Legolas have to talk to the Valinor bouncer? What about Men? What about non-ring bearing Hobbits? Was Rosie there to meet Sam on the silver shores, no doubt interrupting an eternity of UST between him and Frodo? If Hobbits go to Valinor automatically when they die, why did Sam bother building a boat and sailing alone? And what about orks? Where do the orks go!?
Okay, back to the news. I swear, I have to make myself read articles about Syria, but Hobbit theology is the shit that keeps me up nights.
ETA: I read LOTR when I was 16, more than 10 years ago. If it’s all laid out in there and I’ve forgotten, sorry.