My best friend Blackjack would like to have an account on the board. I’m not sure how old he is chronologically, but he’s in his 70s or 80s in dog years. He can’t type very well because his paws are too big for the keys, but we have been using facilitated communication with some success. Some of his recent output:
“Can I have something to eat”
“My daddy is the best daddy in the world”
He has many interesting things to say, so I think he would be a useful addition to the board.
By coincidence, the last few months I have been contemplating a “Hannah” page on Facebook. The real Hannah is a canine companion to a whole Mental Wellness agency, although her strongest loyalty is to the director and her husband. They brought her in, and she is “theirs” on paper.
Harummmph!
In case you are wondering the identity of her third favorite human, it is of course the world’s best petting expert. And, yes, I blush.
I take it that there is no Facebook rule against having a personal page and another as the rep of a pet. Right? Because I would be Hannah’s mouthpiece, answering questions and comments the way I think she would. For example, “Everybody just get along! Forgive each other about getting stepped on!”
TFO, the “Boner of Salvation” and formerly known as… True Blue Jack