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Old 07-27-2016, 01:34 PM
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Old 07-27-2016, 02:46 PM
Count Blucher Count Blucher is offline
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Originally Posted by running coach View Post
Why not? It's meat.

Yes, but be reasonable:

Q: How the Hell is it going to hit the lever on the Deli ticket dispenser with a fin?
How is it going to hold its ticket?

and last but not least...

How is it going to keep from drying out while waiting in line?

Bonus Points: If it knew it was about to die & needed the pastrami, whats to keep it from biting all the old ladies in front of it in half...?

"Clean up... Deli... stockboy to Deli Dept..."
Old 07-27-2016, 09:50 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Door View Post
That's true according to the local chamber of commerce. Every time somebody gets bitten by a shark they come out with a press release about "investigatory bites". You see, the poor sharks have limited tools to explore their environments with, and most of those tools turn out to be teeth.
Well that's OK then. Because if there's one thing I can't stand it's being eaten to stave off hunger. But I'm a pro-science person. Being eaten for research is something I can live with.

Wait, let me re-phrase that...


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