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Old 02-14-2018, 12:28 PM
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If Dopers Wrote Candy Hearts

Just saw this on HuffPost

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry...b0adbaf3d96903

If anything cried out for representation, it's something like this -- but with Dopers



What would Dopers put on their Conversation Hearts/


Cite?

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Old 02-14-2018, 12:38 PM
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I have an internal, chemical response in your presence. Unless you don’t approve of that. If so, please enjoy this candy heart. Unless you don’t like candy. If so, please accept this as token of kindness, and pass it on to a friend. Unless you don’t want to support corporate holidays. In that case, please trash this and try to have a good day. <3

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Old 02-14-2018, 12:45 PM
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:14 PM
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:16 PM
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:18 PM
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Old 02-14-2018, 01:47 PM
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Old 02-14-2018, 03:19 PM
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