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Old 11-11-2018, 11:13 AM
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Names for our illustrious president

I was calling him Agent Orange, then Cadet Bone Spurs. Flaming asshole lasted awhile, then what someone here called him, the orange shit-gibbon. Now I have evolved into Donald J Thump, the giant toe-head, because his head looks like a giantic hairy big toe. Edited to add the orange fuckstick might come up next.

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Old 11-11-2018, 11:17 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:19 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:20 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:30 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:37 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:53 AM
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:55 AM
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I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".
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Old 11-11-2018, 11:58 AM
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I'm partial to Dolt 45.
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:02 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:11 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:11 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:14 PM
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I almost forgot, what they should use in every headline: "failed president and suspected felon Donald Trump".
Yep, couldn't complain about 'Fake News' with that headline.
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:20 PM
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Does he have his own sound-track?
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:25 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:33 PM
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I'd settle for Mr. Trump

But in keeping with the spirit of the thread:
+1 for Dolt 45
or Swamp Drainer
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:46 PM
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The Short-Fingered Vulgarian. Always go for the classics.

Points for Cadet Bone Spurs, though, which pinpoints both his hypocrisy and his cowardice.
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Old 11-11-2018, 12:57 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 01:05 PM
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For now I'm sticking with President Trump. I started it out of respect for the office, but then found that it makes an excellent foil for the inevitable shit storm to follow.

"President Trump publicly insulted porn star and former mistress. . ."

See how that flows? If you start it with "The Trumpster fire . .. " then the behavior sort of normalizes. What else would you expect from "Hair Gropenfuhrer"?

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Old 11-11-2018, 01:19 PM
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Il Douche, I'm not one to use gender based insults, as a rule, but it sums up how I feel about the man, and his political doctrine.
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Old 11-11-2018, 01:20 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 01:31 PM
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Just saw the pic of Trump grinning prettily for Vlad, so..

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Old 11-11-2018, 02:07 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
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Old 11-11-2018, 02:12 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
He doesn't think so.
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Old 11-11-2018, 02:36 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 02:46 PM
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The funniest one is "Ill Douche", but I rarely if ever use it. I use a mix of "The President", "45", and "CFSG" depending on how obvious the reference is by context.
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Old 11-11-2018, 03:14 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
That reminds me:

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Old 11-11-2018, 03:27 PM
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... then Cadet Bone Spurs. ...
I like this one a lot. It has a genuine quality because it was penned by Tammy Duckworth, who knows more about toughness than Trump could ever comprehend. Me, personally, I just call him by his actual name. I do, however add an incredulous "motherfucking" as a middle name. Because I am still incredulous at the gullibility of so many Americans with their support for him. The dude has always been known as a con man. That's the nice way of saying it. He is the poster child for con men, the example of an over the top not even believable liar. And the Republicans still went all in, and continue to make excuses for Donald Motherfucking Trump.
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Old 11-11-2018, 03:32 PM
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I've been using Douche L'Orange. And Orange Turd.
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Old 11-11-2018, 03:57 PM
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I'm still pretty solid on Donnie Two Scoops because for me it highlights his spoiled toddler nature and at the same time it sounds like a mobster thug nickname.
The Stable Genius is still a favorite because if you are you don't need to tell people.
Dotard is another good one.
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:00 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:52 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 04:59 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
And you will continue to be an ass in Trump related threads. Not gonna stop us.

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Old 11-11-2018, 05:46 PM
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"IQ 45" is what my wife generally goes with.

ETA: Don't see "Cheetolini" yet.

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Old 11-11-2018, 05:51 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
When he tries to BE President of the entire country, rather than of just the 42% who are his fan club, you might have a point.
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Old 11-11-2018, 06:09 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 06:43 PM
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And you will continue to be an ass in Trump related threads. Not gonna stop us.
I've never even opened the big three (I assume) Trump threads. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in your safe spaces.
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Old 11-11-2018, 06:53 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 07:01 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 07:30 PM
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I've never even opened the big three (I assume) Trump threads. I wouldn't want to make you uncomfortable in your safe spaces.
Safe space! Now that's hilarious. Your chickenshit "president" is afraid of reporters. He's afraid of the wind and rain. He's afraid of accountability. Most of all, he's afraid of the truth.

You're weak and your president is a coward.
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Old 11-11-2018, 07:32 PM
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Locally: Gritty’s oranger drooling idiot cousin.
Hey, now. Gritty got more write-ins than Carson Wentz, Snoopy and Nick Foles. He's declared (some kind of) candidacy in 2020.

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Old 11-11-2018, 07:35 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 08:52 PM
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It's not very clever, but I don't capitalize his name. I figure we've seen it so many times with all FIVE letters capitalized that I'm just doing my part to restore some balance to the universe.
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Old 11-11-2018, 09:02 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
Are you preaching at us? Hopefully when Meuller and Avenatti and the FBI and the state attorney generals are done with him, he won't be president anymore. He will be Prisoner Number 7233526322 or whatever.

He is not OUR president. The majority did not want him. He won due to a fluke called the Electoral College, which I think needs to be overhauled or trashed completely. He only represents the Russians, the fat cats, fascists, alt right, racists, and dominionists.

He does not represent anyone else. He hates liberals blacks browns etc etc etc. He despises anyone not born with money. He hates anyone who isn't useful to him, or won't kiss his ass.

He does not even represent this country's best interests. He sabotages and betrays them.

So no, he is NOT our president. He never even tried to be.

And a bit more. Putin controls him, and he's a fucking traitor.

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Old 11-11-2018, 09:10 PM
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How about: “Twitter saw another whopper from Donald “Grabby-hands” Trump’”.
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Old 11-11-2018, 09:20 PM
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Old 11-11-2018, 10:00 PM
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Doesn't matter what you call him. He is still your president if you are citizen of the United States.
So what? There's nothing that says we can't call Donald Trump names just because he's President.

Here's the only good part about Donald Trump being President; it means that he'll go down in history as a failure. Two hundred years from now, people will still talk about Donald Trump because they'll remember how he did such a terrible job as President.
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Old 11-12-2018, 12:21 AM
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