# 1,000, or, Everyone, Party On My Tab! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [August 19, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312 "2003-08-19T22:53:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/1 "2003-08-19T22:53:28Z")
Once this thread goes through, I will have reached 1,000 posts, in a total time of around 6 months. I encourage everyone on the SDMB to celebrate, and partake of the feast that’s being set up for you. (Digital waiters, bartenders, and cooks come in.) ---
**Author:** ![Plankspanker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Plankspanker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Plankspanker)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/2 "2003-08-19T23:17:42Z")
good stuff man. it’s gonna take me a year or so to get that. make mine a fosters… 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![misstee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/958977/32.png) [@misstee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/misstee)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/3 "2003-08-19T23:42:49Z")
I predict I will make 1000 in 2 more years. A bud heavy for me, please. oh yeah, congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/4 "2003-08-19T23:46:55Z")
Thank you very much. (Passes out the drinks.) ---
**Author:** ![Necromancer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ac91a4/32.png) [@Necromancer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Necromancer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2003, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/5 "2003-08-19T23:57:38Z")
Congratulations. Cheers. ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/6 "2003-08-20T02:21:44Z")
Thank you. Would you like a drink? How about a cigar? Take whatever you want from the buffet. Look out for number 1. And, whatever you do, don’t turn on the (non-20’s style) death ray in the corner. ---
**Author:** ![I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8edcca/32.png) [@I\_can\_t\_believe\_that\_s\_butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_can_t_believe_that_s_butter)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/7 "2003-08-20T03:31:52Z")
Right on! Bud Light here, please. 🙂 Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/8 "2003-08-20T03:34:20Z")
All right, here’s your drink. ---
**Author:** ![Toddly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/22d042/32.png) [@Toddly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toddly)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/9 "2003-08-20T03:47:02Z")
Can’t imagine me getting there but I would like some nachos and a Sierra Nevada Please. ---
**Author:** ![Blonde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Blonde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blonde)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/10 "2003-08-20T03:50:36Z")
I’m saving my 1,000 post for the day when this board has the 1,000,000 post (Thursday, I believe!) Congrats to you **G Q**! ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/11 "2003-08-20T14:44:59Z")
Here’s your drink, and there are some nachos on that end of the buffet line. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2003, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/12 "2003-08-20T15:10:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Governor Quinn \* > \*\*Look out for number 1. \*\* Shouldn’t, perhaps, people save their ‘number ones’ for the washroom? Bailey’s please, on the rocks. Congrats! ---
**Author:** ![AngelicGemma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/439d5e/32.png) [@AngelicGemma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AngelicGemma)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2003, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/13 "2003-08-21T15:06:47Z")
Congrats on your 1000 posts! > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Governor Quinn \* > \*\*whatever you do, don’t turn on the (non-20’s style) death ray in the corner. \*\* Must…resit…urge…to press…button… ---
**Author:** ![Governor\_Quinn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/d26b3c/32.png) [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)\ **Post date:** [August 23, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-or-everyone-party-on-my-tab/196312/14 "2003-08-23T16:56:25Z")
Here’s your Bailey’s. **green bladder** , and I’ve disconnected that death ray.