# 1,000 post party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472 "2000-04-24T05:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/1 "2000-04-24T05:13:00Z")
Coats in the bedroom… pants, shirts and underwear too please… Keg’s in the backyard, j\*\*\*\*s are in the bowl on the coffee table and food’s on the dining room table. 🙂 * * * Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. ---
**Author:** ![Persephone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@Persephone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Persephone)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/2 "2000-04-24T05:22:00Z")
Woohoo! Go SingleDad! Oh, how thoughtful of you, SingleDad, to provide these lovely hand-rolled cigarettes for the smokers! I think I’ll try one, thanks! Hmmm…these don’t taste like Marlboros… Chips. I need chips. Now. * * * Cristi, Slayer of Peeps I made my husband join a bridge club. He jumps next Tuesday. (title & sig courtesy of UncleBeer and WallyM7!) ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/3 "2000-04-24T05:40:00Z")
Hey, pal! _I_ appreciate your input. Keep it up! I banged 2K earlier today and thought about a thread on such, but, decided I’m not really a ‘pop’ poster - just let it continue. Congrats!!! ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/4 "2000-04-24T05:43:00Z")
_And_ I’ll take a _Grand Marniere_ (you know, strictly for the toasting). ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 5:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/5 "2000-04-24T05:46:00Z")
**SingleDad** : Congrats! Hoping for 10,000 more. By Christmas preferably. :: Settling in and getting comfy:: Hey, **Christy**! Pass that over here and you won’t hear a peep out of me. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/6 "2000-04-24T06:11:00Z")
Here I am, parked on the party couch next to **2sense** , who seems to think that the federal government has too little power. Hmmm…Oh well, chug and be happy;…we’ll fight those battles next week. ---
**Author:** ![Commander\_Fortune](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Commander\_Fortune](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Commander_Fortune)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/7 "2000-04-24T06:41:00Z")
Hooray for **SingleDad** ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/8 "2000-04-24T06:55:00Z")
Can I join in this party, since I’m close to 1000 as well? ---
**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/9 "2000-04-24T08:19:00Z")
Congrats to you both. Hope to read many more. * * * Take care. ---
**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 8:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/10 "2000-04-24T08:33:00Z")
You acheived 1,000 posts in a little more than two months? I just want to thank you for giving me fodder for my next argument with hubby over my SDMB addiction. “But, honey, I’ve been posting for 6 months longer than SingleDad and he has many more posts than me! I’m just a casual user, not an addict like _some_ people…” * * * Those who are dancing look insane to those who cannot hear the music. * * * One-of-a-kind, custom-designed Wally sig available on request. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/11 "2000-04-24T14:08:00Z")
Louie! You are welcome to join this party of course, but you need to have **another** party for your own 1,000th post. There will be no party scamping on _my_ watch! * * * Catapultam habeo. Nisi pecuniam omnem mihi dabis, ad caput tuum saxum immane mittam. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/12 "2000-04-24T14:37:00Z")
Figured this would be a good spot for #333. ::sniff, sniff:: What’s that I smell? Reminds me of that Pink Floyd concert I went to. I’ll be out back with the beer. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/13 "2000-04-24T14:40:00Z")
Figured this would be a good spot for #333. ::sniff, sniff:: What’s that I smell? Reminds me of that Pink Floyd concert I went to. I’ll be out back with the beer. ---
**Author:** ![waterj2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/858c86/32.png) [@waterj2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/waterj2)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/14 "2000-04-24T14:43:00Z")
I only hit the submit button once. At least I thought I did. Damn, it’s like I’ve got no short term memory or something. Hey, Christi, what happened to all the chips? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/15 "2000-04-24T14:43:00Z")
Evilbeth I know what ya mean. I can’t believe the post count on some of the dopers. * * * \*\* _Sigh_. So many men, so few who can afford me \*\* _Original by Wally_ _I’ve learned that if someone says something unkind about me, I must live so that no one will believe it._ Homepage: [www.superlativeandsassy.com](http://www.superlativeandsassy.com) Occupation: Temptress Location: Ultra, California Interests: surpluses, excesses, abundances, extras, lagniappes _profile by UncleBeer_ ---
**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/16 "2000-04-24T15:18:00Z")
Yet again another “newbie” poster outposts me. I wonder what I am doing wrong? Sigh. Congrats on your 1000 posts. I will be up there soon, it only took me a year to get there. HUGS! Sqrl * * * [SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html) ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/17 "2000-04-24T15:26:00Z")
Please let me add my note to the chorus praising SingleDad. You’ve added some well-appreciated class and logic to the place. I like what you’ve done with it. Please, keep hanging out. ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/18 "2000-04-24T15:36:00Z")
Woo Hoo, go SingleDad (I was sure once you found chat your posts would dwindle to nothing here…good work! ;)) ::Laying a huge pan of _special_ brownies on the table:: * * * I have chainmail underwear. ---
**Author:** ![techchick68](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@techchick68](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/techchick68)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/19 "2000-04-24T15:38:00Z")
\< techchick walks in, Molson Ice in one hand, and Molson Ice in the other – she’s a beer snob ya know \> Wow, I am a little dizzy, must be a contact high. \< she highjacks SingleDad’s computer to post on the boards. Wait, there’s a party going on, what the hell is she thinking? \> mmmmm, are those ribs I smell cooking on the grill? ---
**Author:** ![Gaudere](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e495f1/32.png) [@Gaudere](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaudere)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/20 "2000-04-24T15:49:00Z")
Congratulations to one of our best new Great Debates posters (what, you mean there are _other_ forums?). Keep up the good work! Sorry, no beer for me, I’m on duty. 😛 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472.md?page=2)