# 1,000 post party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2000, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472 "2000-04-24T05:13:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Spoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e57/32.png) [@Spoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoke)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/21 "2000-04-24T21:53:00Z")
Cheers! I’ll buy the beer, just to prove I’m not a selfish cheapskate! 😉 * * * –In France I’m considered a genius. ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/22 "2000-04-24T22:27:00Z")
Damn, SD! A thousand posts in what, two or three months? Are you in a race with SwimmingRiddles? I’m gald you’re on the board. Definitely one of the posters that make this such a fun place to be. :Zyada grabs SD and plants a big kiss on him: So, where did you say to put my clothes? Are you sure you want to clutter up the bedroom like that? Hey, pass me a brownie. * * * I do not merely dance. I bewitch. I seduce. I enchant and I bewilder. Throw money. (Gee, Wally must have seen me dance!) ---
**Author:** ![Zyada](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zyada/32/3028_2.png) [@Zyada](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zyada)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/23 "2000-04-24T22:28:00Z")
Glad, dammit, glad! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2000, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/24 "2000-04-24T22:32:00Z")
Congratulations, SD. In your honor, I will consume 1000 Mililiters of beer. ---
**Author:** ![SingleDad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9e8a1a/32.png) [@SingleDad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SingleDad)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/25 "2000-04-25T04:25:00Z")
A kiss from zyada! I’m swooning! And the bedroom is the _least_ interesting room in my house in which to have no clothes! 😃 \ ---
**Author:** ![Louie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c68b51/32.png) [@Louie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Louie)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 5:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/26 "2000-04-25T05:43:00Z")
> [@](#): > > Originally posted by SingleDad: > \*\*Louie! You are welcome to join this party of course, but you need to have **another** party for your own 1,000th post. There will be no party scamping on _my_ watch! > > \*\* Alright, alright, I’ll start my own 1000 post party 😛 Congrats for reaching 1000 ---
**Author:** ![2sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/e47774/32.png) [@2sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/2sense)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2000, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472/27 "2000-04-28T01:16:00Z")
:: 2sense, his reflexes _slightly_ slowed, finally notices that he is being disparaged. :: Hell no, **beatle**! I thin that the guvment has too lil democracy! :: **Christi** still miffed that 2sense mispronounced her name, and hearing a peep, promptly slays him. :: :: The party continues unabated:: ( As it allways will, as long as you stick around, **SingleDad** ) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000-post-party/16472.md?page=1)