# 1,000th Post Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 14, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710 "2000-03-14T03:49:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/1 "2000-03-14T03:49:00Z")
First, I’d like to extend an special invite to **Eutychus** , whose fingers must be exhausted from all that deleting! But if I tried to single out everyone else who made this board such a fun, not to mention addictive, place to hang out, I’d beat out Libertarian for most long-winded poster next year… So, whether I’ve agreed with you, or argued with you, or even flamed you, y’all are special people, and I’m proud to call you friends. Thanks for putting up with me. And in special recognition of PETAs defining a whole new level of [idiocy](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005972.html), milk all around! - Sue ---
**Author:** ![Euri](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e57/32.png) [@Euri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euri)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/2 "2000-03-14T03:52:00Z")
I found it funny that PETA’s solution option for milk is beer 🙂 I can’t WAIT to see a got beer commercial…if I don’t die of a heart attack from laughing, I can truly exclaim that humanity is more idiotic now, then it has ever been in the past. I guess ‘the land of milk and honey’ doesn’t mean much to them. Anywho, congrats on being such a vivacious poster. * * * One does not become enlightened by imagining figures of light, but by making the darkness conscious _Carl Jung_ ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/3 "2000-03-14T04:17:00Z")
Congrats, Majormd. May you post as long as you want to , and want to as long as you post. PS, Thanks for the advice. * * * " The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference." Elie Wiesel Voted SDMB Biggest Flirt (Female) and Least Shy (No Mom, I have no idea why they think that) ---
**Author:** ![Ophanim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/8491ac/32.png) [@Ophanim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ophanim)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/4 "2000-03-14T04:21:00Z")
My fingers are tired too, but not from DELETIN… from SECRETIN! I… feel… SO… dirty… right… now. Congrats! When I hit 1000 I hope everybody will make a masturbation reference. * * * Where’s my side of FUN!? Kisses! Ophy ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/5 "2000-03-14T04:37:00Z")
Yee Haw! ::toots on the horn, throws confetti in the air, sprays champagne all over Sue and Dale:: Congrats, Doc! You made it! (And no, I’m not the least bit bitter about taking second place to you, you Good Citizen, you!) ::clears throat:: “Happy 1000th post-day to you Happy 1000th post-day to you Happy 1000th post day dear Sue Happy 1000th post day to you.” And mannnnny mooore. 😉 -Melin * * * **Voted Best Moderator (Emeritus)** ---
**Author:** ![Catrandom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/6 "2000-03-14T05:04:00Z")
Congratulations, Major! Long may you wave! Catrandom, who won’t discuss beer, masturbation or deletion, thank you very much :o ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/7 "2000-03-14T05:22:00Z")
Hey, a big congrats to you, Majormd. Hope you’ll be around for another thousand, so you can continue to correct my hair-brained medical guesses. * * * _God is my co-pilot. Blame Him._ ---
**Author:** ![RonaldBarnhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@RonaldBarnhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RonaldBarnhardt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/8 "2000-03-14T12:46:00Z")
Congrats to my favorite cyber doc. BTW, I have this hugh lump in my throat and David suggested I ask you about it here. Do you think it may be a goiter? ---
**Author:** ![RonaldBarnhardt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bc79bd/32.png) [@RonaldBarnhardt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RonaldBarnhardt)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/9 "2000-03-14T12:50:00Z")
It’s so big that I can’t see my keyboard to type! ---
**Author:** ![phouka](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c5a1d2/32.png) [@phouka](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/phouka)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/10 "2000-03-14T13:38:00Z")
Um . . . so I drove the truck up to the loading dock, and it’s got all the booze, music, disco balls, swinging chandeliers, and air hockey tables that you order, Major, but I’m gonna need someone to help me unload. Oh, and can you sign right there? Thanks. Congrats, doc lady! ---
**Author:** ![funneefarmer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/9fc348/32.png) [@funneefarmer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/funneefarmer)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/11 "2000-03-15T06:34:00Z")
Raising my glass in a toast. What’s in the glass ? Whole milk, fresh from the cow. Non-homogenized, Non-pasteurized, No Vitamins added, BST free, Antibiotic free, Chilled to 36 degrees. Okay, maybe I’ll add some chocalate… (shaken not stirred) ---
**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/12 "2000-03-15T06:51:00Z")
Liftin’ a mug of cold beer in your honor, Sue…keep on postin’! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Demo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/demo/32/8472_2.png) [@Demo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Demo)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/13 "2000-03-14T19:27:00Z")
Way to go Sue! ::Saluting:: Should we E-Mail MEDDAC and tell them you’re ready for LTC? 😉 * * * Mike Mulligan had a steam shovel, a beautiful red steam shovel. Her name was Mary Anne. ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/14 "2000-03-14T19:45:00Z")
Congratulations on this **major** event! (I crack myself up sometimes.) ---
**Author:** ![psycat90](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@psycat90](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psycat90)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/15 "2000-03-14T20:03:00Z")
Congrats Major. Here’s to a 1000 more in good health! * * * Gabba Gabba, We accept you, we accept you, one of us. ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [March 14, 2000, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/16 "2000-03-14T21:29:00Z")
Congratulations and thanks for all the free medical advice. (“It hurts when I do this.” “Don’t do that.”) * * * “You have no choice but to be impressed.” Tony Rothman and George Sudarshan _Doubt and Certainty_ ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [March 15, 2000, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-000th-post-party/14710/17 "2000-03-15T05:24:00Z")
Way to go Sue!! from the other Sue