# $1,300,000,000.   You gonna play? (powerball)

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 11, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754 "2016-01-11T00:43:24Z")\
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**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/1 "2016-01-11T00:43:24Z")

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That’s an obscene amount of money, and it really needs to go to a doper. You going to invest 2 bucks in it?

> **[With No Powerball Winners, Jackpot Grows to Estimated $1.3 Billion](https://abcnews.go.com/US/powerball-winners-jackpot-grows-estimated-13-billion/story?id=36184696)**

WTF, it’s only 2 bucks, and I realize it’s a suckers bet, but If I win, I’m buying an island somewhere and you’re all invited for some beer and wings.

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/2 "2016-01-11T00:46:42Z")

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I’ve actually never played… but for a billion, I might just throw in my $2 this time.

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**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/3 "2016-01-11T00:48:30Z")

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If I can find an office pool I will put in enough that my one-time share after taxes is $10 million, because it is a positive expected value, but one that I would not play for more than $10 million because the extra money over that is not worth as much to me because I wouldn’t know what to do with it.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/4 "2016-01-11T00:55:36Z")

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We bought 10 tickets today and hid them away because we have a paper-eating cat. 😃 My husband my buy into his office pool also. What the heck…

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/5 "2016-01-11T00:57:11Z")

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Yep. Hope springs eternal.

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**Author:** ![Ruby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/13edae/32.png) [@Ruby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruby)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/6 "2016-01-11T01:02:14Z")

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Well, yeah. I don’t play the lottery when it’s a paltry $10m but I’ll throw a couple bucks at it now.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/7 "2016-01-11T01:17:16Z")

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Yup, I already wasted money on the last two drawings and I want a chance less than my getting hit by lightning before the next drawing to get my money back.

Besides, it’s fun. I can’t imagine any other way I’d become a billionaire overnight.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/8 "2016-01-11T02:18:29Z")

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Well, you could sell [Grit](http://thecomicforums.com/discussion/3310/did-you-sell-grit)…

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**Author:** ![China\_Guy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/779978/32.png) [@China\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/China_Guy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/9 "2016-01-11T05:50:16Z")

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I’m already in for $2

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**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/10 "2016-01-11T05:54:50Z")

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no  
gambling is degeneracy

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/11 "2016-01-11T07:19:43Z")

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Think of all the degeneracy I could enjoy with $1.3 billion. I’m in.

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 7:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/12 "2016-01-11T07:25:08Z")

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We have 5 threads about this topic.

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**Author:** ![TonySinclair](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/49beb7/32.png) [@TonySinclair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TonySinclair)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 7:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/13 "2016-01-11T07:55:48Z")

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It’s a good bet when the jackpot is that high.

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**Author:** ![Rushgeekgirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rushgeekgirl/32/3715_2.png) [@Rushgeekgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rushgeekgirl)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/14 "2016-01-11T08:04:42Z")

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I don’t have the money to waste.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/15 "2016-01-11T12:52:40Z")

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> [@Ludovic](#):
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> If I can find an office pool I will put in enough that my one-time share after taxes is $10 million, because it is a positive expected value, but one that I would not play for more than $10 million because the extra money over that is not worth as much to me because I wouldn’t know what to do with it.

I will help you with the burden of spending all that money, should it become necessary.

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**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/16 "2016-01-11T12:56:34Z")

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> [@Rushgeekgirl](#):
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> I don’t have the money to waste.

I’ll pick up an extra ticket for you.

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**Author:** ![Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Harvey\_The\_Heavy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harvey_The_Heavy)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/17 "2016-01-11T13:10:20Z")

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I’m buying in to the pool at work. No way I’m gonna chance my co-workers hitting it big and leaving me behind.

If we win, I plan to go full Howard Hughes. I’m practically the poor man’s Howard Hughes as it is.

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**Author:** ![davida03801](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b5e925/32.png) [@davida03801](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davida03801)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/18 "2016-01-11T14:34:30Z")

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Money foolishly spent, but I am in for $ 10.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/19 "2016-01-11T14:45:44Z")

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> [@PSXer](#):
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> no  
> gambling is degeneracy

I knew there was a reason I love gambling.

I’m in for $20.

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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [January 11, 2016, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-300-000-000-you-gonna-play-powerball/742754/20 "2016-01-11T14:53:29Z")

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> [@PSXer](#):
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> no  
> gambling is degeneracy

If I’m gonna be degenerate, I want it to involve lots of sex. 🙂

At any rate, I don’t want a billion bucks. Or even a hundred million. Amounts like that would be an earthquake in my life. What I need is to be part of a fairly large pool (~100 people, give or take) that will split any winnings in proportion to how many tickets you contributed, but I don’t know of one, unfortunately. I wouldn’t mind having a shot at $10M or so, at these odds.

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