# 1 minute 49 seconds of pure WTF

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 7, 2011, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147 "2011-11-07T06:40:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![notthatagain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/22d042/32.png) [@notthatagain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notthatagain)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/1 "2011-11-07T06:40:29Z")

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[Welcome to Kitty City.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jX3iLfcMDCw&feature=topvideos_film)

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**Author:** ![Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b38774/32.png) [@Swords\_to\_Plowshares](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Swords_to_Plowshares)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/2 "2011-11-07T06:46:41Z")

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Well then. That was something, all right.

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**Author:** ![Prox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/da6949/32.png) [@Prox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prox)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/3 "2011-11-07T06:47:36Z")

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Man, these cat videos are just the same ol’ thing, aren’t they? :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Achren](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/898d66/32.png) [@Achren](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Achren)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/4 "2011-11-07T07:00:25Z")

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That’s the way most of cyriak’s videos go; though the duration may change, the WTFery never does.

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**Author:** ![Red\_Barchetta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/da6949/32.png) [@Red\_Barchetta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Red_Barchetta)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/5 "2011-11-07T07:33:36Z")

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That is almost as disturbing as his Baaa video:

[![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/WQO-aOdJLiw/maxresdefault.jpg "Baaa") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQO-aOdJLiw)

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**Author:** ![Alessan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/alessan/32/465_2.png) [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/6 "2011-11-07T07:54:20Z")

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\*’'God Is Dead, God is dead—perfidy! When God dies, you’ll know it!" \*

- St. Augustine.

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**Author:** ![Ashes\_Ashes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/db5fbb/32.png) [@Ashes\_Ashes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ashes_Ashes)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/7 "2011-11-07T08:11:45Z")

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I like it! This is what my dreams are like and-- what? You’re looking at me funny.  
It kind of makes me think this is what tessellation art looks like from inside.

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**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/8 "2011-11-07T15:02:24Z")

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Did you ever look at your hands?

[I mean really look at your hands?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR_8SDNQ0ks&feature=related)

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**Author:** ![Ellen\_Cherry](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellen_cherry/32/3600_2.png) [@Ellen\_Cherry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ellen_Cherry)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/9 "2011-11-07T16:14:14Z")

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Oh Em Gee.

Moving to MPSIMS, from WTFville … I mean, Cafe Society.

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**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/10 "2011-11-07T17:32:50Z")

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What the…?

That was utterly bizarre.

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**Author:** ![Lanzy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/74df32/32.png) [@Lanzy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lanzy)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/11 "2011-11-07T17:36:48Z")

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pointless AND lame

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**Author:** ![Ravenman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ravenman/32/2929_2.png) [@Ravenman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ravenman)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/12 "2011-11-07T17:38:39Z")

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> [@postcards](#):
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> Did you ever look at your hands?
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> [I mean really look at your hands?](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TR_8SDNQ0ks&feature=related)

Otto Mann once said, “They call them fingers, but I’ve never seen them fing. Oh, there they go.”

I now understand.

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**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/13 "2011-11-07T18:04:10Z")

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Someone what waaaaaay too much time on his hands.

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**Author:** ![fubbleskag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fubbleskag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fubbleskag)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/14 "2011-11-07T18:08:30Z")

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contributing to the WTFery:

(some of these may be NSFW)

[- YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFQVH8yj0W0) - WE ARE NOT ALONE: Staring “Shazdakel”

[ILLEGAL DRUGS - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_EEjP5xidoY) - Illegal Drugs

[Klenginem - SuvwI'pu' qan tu'lu'be - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HekpXSI-N_o) - Klingon Eminem

[Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend - YouTube](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nk2wViKSh_M) - Ultimate Muscle Roller Legend

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**Author:** ![mnemosyne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c4cdca/32.png) [@mnemosyne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mnemosyne)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/15 "2011-11-07T18:22:29Z")

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Great.

Now I’ll have nightmares.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/16 "2011-11-07T18:23:47Z")

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Holy. Whatever that was, that was a lot of it. Wow.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/17 "2011-11-07T18:26:38Z")

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For reasons I do not want to explore, that reminded me of the movie Human Centipede. Not that I have ever seen the movie Human Centipede. Having it described to me by Tosh was quite enough, thank you.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [November 7, 2011, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/18 "2011-11-07T18:46:22Z")

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[This](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOz6svMXJnM) came up as a related video to something that got linked to in another thread. It wasn’t related…I don’t think it’s related to anything…including anything in this thread. Also, the amount of cleavage shown may make it slightly NSFW. As odd as the fake Japanese thing is, it’s almost odder when she drops her character and talks without the accent for a second here and there.

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**Author:** ![EKDS5k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c5a1d2/32.png) [@EKDS5k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EKDS5k)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 5:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/19 "2011-11-08T05:52:05Z")

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I don’t know why, but the comment “Why can’t we just get a normal cat?” made me crack up. Like someone watching this, and delivering completely deadpan.

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [November 8, 2011, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-minute-49-seconds-of-pure-wtf/602147/20 "2011-11-08T06:58:49Z")

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I only made it to 30 seconds.

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