# 1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 11, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562 "2015-01-11T19:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![stui\_magpie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stui_magpie/32/11010_2.png) [@stui\_magpie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/stui_magpie)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/61 "2015-01-13T05:31:33Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > You’ve been having sex since 1970 and you have to ask why guys like their knob bobbed on? That one broke me, I laughed and snorted at the same time. 😛 > [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > I still think it’s because we’re all dirty, dirty whores. > > And because it’s fun. So, whatcha up to tonight then?😃 ---
**Author:** ![Elemenopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b5e925/32.png) [@Elemenopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elemenopy)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/62 "2015-01-13T06:39:42Z")
> [@Precambrianmollusc](#): > > I think you have to put a dash of Angostura bitters on the end of the penis and a ring of lemon rind around the shaft. A shot of whisky and a sugar cube is highly recommended before getting on with things. That’s _hot_… Excuse me, I may have to go wake someone up now. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 6:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/63 "2015-01-13T06:45:23Z")
> [@1jow](#): > > Next Door To All Of You. Peace, Forgive, Forget Or Your Choice! The first screen of the weirdest variant of Zork ever. ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/64 "2015-01-13T07:46:50Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > I still think it’s because we’re all dirty, dirty whores. Really? Did you get paid? Because if we are all dirty, dirty whores, I think I have been stiffed. (or maybe I am just the wrong kind of “[COLOR=“Brown”]dirty”)[/COLOR] ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2015, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/65 "2015-01-13T08:18:21Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > I still think it’s because we’re all dirty, dirty whores. \*\* DIRTY WHORE SEASON \*\* a ---
**Author:** ![Nema98](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d2c977/32.png) [@Nema98](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nema98)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/66 "2015-01-14T04:52:10Z")
> [@Fubaya](#): > > We don’t _have_ to, do we? Damn, did I miss another memo? LMAO!! No memo butt it’s the “thing” now sexually. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/67 "2015-01-14T04:59:20Z")
> [@Macca26](#): > > Well, they do say “Virginia is for lovers”… But in Pennsylvania they have [Intercourse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania). ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/68 "2015-01-14T05:00:46Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > I think he accidentally a condom Penis ensues. ---
**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/69 "2015-01-14T05:20:41Z")
> [@robert\_columbia](#): > > Penis ensues. …otherwise babby is formed!!! ---
**Author:** ![hotflungwok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/edb3f5/32.png) [@hotflungwok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hotflungwok)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/70 "2015-01-14T15:35:36Z")
> [@gaffa](#): > > …otherwise babby is formed!!! Dude, that is way instain. ---
**Author:** ![Macca26](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/13edae/32.png) [@Macca26](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Macca26)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/71 "2015-01-14T16:01:56Z")
> [@robert\_columbia](#): > > But in Pennsylvania they have [Intercourse](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intercourse,_Pennsylvania). Yeah, they do have [bird-in-hand](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird-in-Hand,_Pennsylvania), but they also have [blue ball](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania) and [virginville](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginville,_Pennsylvania). But hey, right across the [gap](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap,_Pennsylvania) you can find [paradise](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise,_Pennsylvania) and [mount joy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Joy,_Pennsylvania). You’re just never sure what you’re going to get in Pennsylvania. ---
**Author:** ![robert\_columbia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@robert\_columbia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robert_columbia)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/72 "2015-01-14T16:12:18Z")
> [@Macca26](#): > > …You’re just never sure what you’re going to get in Pennsylvania. " Bumpy roads, Take me home, To the place, I belong, Pennsylvania, Land of potholes, Take me home. " ---
**Author:** ![susanlinda823](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce7236/32.png) [@susanlinda823](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susanlinda823)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/73 "2015-01-14T16:15:47Z")
Well dont be having sexual relations with someone if you think their shady for one. And oral sex is fantastic when done right. And butt…haha. Try it. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/74 "2015-01-14T16:22:15Z")
I’m going to go out on a limb here and guess the OP is not a swallower. > [@1jow](#): > > Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO? … That means both of you could be spreading germs to your kid, family and friends. For a start, don’t be porking your kids. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/75 "2015-01-14T16:24:27Z")
1. Mouth and butt secks Who doesn’t love a blow job? Anal is great, too. ---
**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/76 "2015-01-14T17:29:30Z")
_I Have No Mouth and I Must Rim_ Harlan Analson ---
**Author:** ![bleach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bleach/32/3106_2.png) [@bleach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bleach)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/77 "2015-01-14T18:56:16Z")
> [@your great darsh face](#): > > \*\* DIRTY WHORE SEASON \*\* WABBIT Season! ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2015, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/78 "2015-01-14T23:35:14Z")
> [@Nema98](#): > > LMAO!! > > No memo butt it’s the “thing” now sexually. I wasn’t aware it was the _in_ thing, I always feel behind. ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/79 "2015-01-15T00:09:03Z")
> [@Fubaya](#): > > I wasn’t aware it was the _in_ thing, I always feel behind. So you’re saying you had to ask if it was in yet? ---
**Author:** ![DingoelGringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@DingoelGringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DingoelGringo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/80 "2015-01-15T00:17:13Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > Yes, oral sex is a real disease risk, in that it brings a nasty, poorly-sanitised, bacteria-laden and potentially infectious part of the human body in contact with someone’s genitals. Just do it with the dog. Their mouths are cleaner than ours are we are told. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562.md?page=5)