# 1. Why are so many people into having sex using their mouth and rear which spreads lots of germs IMO **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [January 11, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562 "2015-01-11T19:12:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![rsat3acr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a3d4f5/32.png) [@rsat3acr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rsat3acr)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/81 "2015-01-15T00:43:57Z")
> [@bleach](#): > > WABBIT Season! duck season ---
**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/82 "2015-01-15T00:54:14Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > \*\* DIRTY WHORE SEASON \*\* “F-ck her now! F-ck her now!” “You be quiet! He doesn’t have to f-ck you now…!” ---
**Author:** ![vomit\_comet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/73ab20/32.png) [@vomit\_comet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vomit_comet)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/83 "2015-01-15T01:37:21Z")
> [@Fubaya](#): > > We don’t _have_ to, do we? Damn, did I miss another memo? Yes, yes we do. Like I said before, you can thank the Pope for it. ---
**Author:** ![vomit\_comet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/73ab20/32.png) [@vomit\_comet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vomit_comet)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/84 "2015-01-15T01:44:31Z")
> [@Macca26](#): > > Yeah, they do have [bird-in-hand](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bird-in-Hand,_Pennsylvania), but they also have [blue ball](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Ball,_Pennsylvania) and [virginville](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Virginville,_Pennsylvania). But hey, right across the [gap](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gap,_Pennsylvania) you can find [paradise](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paradise,_Pennsylvania) and [mount joy](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mount_Joy,_Pennsylvania). You’re just never sure what you’re going to get in Pennsylvania. One in the hand is worth two in the bush… ---
**Author:** ![vomit\_comet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/73ab20/32.png) [@vomit\_comet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vomit_comet)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/85 "2015-01-15T01:56:33Z")
> [@GrumpyBunny](#): > > I don’t know what “the urban areas” or “urban life” means. Is that sex with black people? > > Nor have I ever heard of using a condom in virginias only. I don’t even have a guess as to what that might mean. I think he’s talking about Detroit. In his defense, I recall watching an amateur porn video where I saw a worm wriggling around a chicks peri-anal area, then crawl back in. These worms lay eggs in the peri-anal area in the expectation that the host will itch during their sleep, scratch the itch and then while still sleeping put their fingers in their mouth, allowing the worms to reproduce through the digestive system, a sort of symbiotic reproduction relationship with the host, the worm has. You can all use you imaginations as to how these eggs can be spread to another person, and I don’t mean you sucking on her fingers… ---
**Author:** ![eschereal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eschereal/32/18939_2.png) [@eschereal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/eschereal)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/86 "2015-01-15T01:58:45Z")
> [@rsat3acr](#): > > duck season :dubious: expect a bill for that ---
**Author:** ![AK84](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/85e7bf/32.png) [@AK84](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AK84)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/87 "2015-01-15T04:04:55Z")
> [@jimbuff314](#): > > “Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?” > > \<_Shudders. Violently._\> Does your mother kiss you with that mouth? ---
**Author:** ![vomit\_comet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/73ab20/32.png) [@vomit\_comet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vomit_comet)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/88 "2015-01-15T06:03:51Z")
> [@AK84](#): > > Does your mother kiss you with that mouth? /me Shudders; VIOLENTLY. ---
**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/89 "2015-01-15T06:21:54Z")
> [@1jow](#): > > Next Door To All Of You. Peace, Forgive, Forget Or Your Choice! The caps are making me twitch. Next Door? What’s next door? 😕This is the strangest thread I’ve ever read! It could be summarized like this: To rim or not to rim:that is the question. ---
**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/90 "2015-01-15T07:43:17Z")
> [@1jow](#): > > I learned a tuff lesson doubled protected with condoms. I never dreamed of what was going on in the urban areas … Is sex, and human biology in general, different in important ways depending upon on whether it is in a rural or urban area? 😕 Is sex in a tiny village safer than in a big village, and in a small town safer than in a city? > [@1jow](#): > > … > In the Urban life, sex had no limits and I allowed too much to happen using my condoms in virginas Only. Well, fair enough, but do you always choose girlfriends with the same name? 😕 Always Virginia, but never Emily or Sarah or Jane or Elizabeth? ---
**Author:** ![Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/ac8455/32.png) [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Your_Great_Darsh_Face)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 8:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/91 "2015-01-15T08:16:08Z")
“Yes, Virginia, there is a sanitary clause.” ---
**Author:** ![GrumpyBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc8723/32.png) [@GrumpyBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrumpyBunny)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/92 "2015-01-15T12:15:46Z")
> [@scootergirl](#): > > It could be summarized like this: To rim or not to rim:that is the question. Dental dams, mate. > [@](#): > > **vomit\_comet:** > In his defense, I recall watching an amateur porn video where I saw a worm wriggling around a chicks peri-anal area, then crawl back in. I saw some allegedly professional porn in which the female model had …something extra… on display. Ran the picture by Dr.-Almost-Bunny and he verified that it was an anal wart. Sexy! :eek: You’d think someone would’ve noticed that before releasing the pix. ---
**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/93 "2015-01-15T13:36:12Z")
But if you do want to use your mouth to please her(or let someone please you if you happen to have a pussy) please read this link [Oh Joy Sex Toy - How to Eat Pussy](http://www.ohjoysextoy.com/eatpussy/) a very fun sex positive guide on how to eat pussy, Trust me, she wil thank you for it! or if you show it to your partner you wil love it. (pro tip, use your nose as well!) ---
**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/94 "2015-01-15T14:16:00Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > (pro tip, use your nose as well!) Snorting crack? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/95 "2015-01-15T16:25:07Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > So you’re saying you had to ask if it was in yet? No, I imagine having something in your butt would be rather obvious. There may be other questions like ‘what is that in my butt,’ ‘how’d that thing in my butt get there,’ or ‘why did they have to put me in a cell with bubba,’ but it seems like there would be little ambiguity as to whether or not something is, in fact, in your butt. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/96 "2015-01-15T16:31:45Z")
> [@willthekittensurvive](#): > > (pro tip, use your nose as well!) that _really_ depends on what direction your facing. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/97 "2015-01-15T17:07:23Z")
> [@Your\_Great\_Darsh\_Face](#): > > “Yes, Virginia, there is a sanitary clause.” Dammit. I can’t compete. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/98 "2015-01-15T18:41:06Z")
> [@Slithy\_Tove](#): > > _I Have No Mouth and I Must Rim_ > > Harlan Analson Judges? Yes. We also would’ve accepted _Rear and Mouthing in Las Vegas_ by Grunter Ass Tongues-'em. ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/99 "2015-01-15T18:53:45Z")
Is the OP going to follow up this thread with a “2.”? Maybe we can subscribe to his newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![bup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6bbea6/32.png) [@bup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bup)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2015, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562/100 "2015-01-15T18:57:09Z")
> [@simster](#): > > that _really_ depends on what direction your facing. If your tongue is in the right place, your nose would miss the boat entirely[sup]1[/sup], facing forward. [sup]1[/sup]Pun intended. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-why-are-so-many-people-into-having-sex-using-their-mouth-and-rear-which-spreads-lots-of-germs-imo/709562.md?page=6)