# 1 word story **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437 "2002-07-23T20:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 16
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 15, 2002, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/301 "2002-09-15T17:50:45Z")
his ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/302 "2002-09-21T03:45:57Z")
HAMSTER’S…(smiley going berserk) :smack: ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/303 "2002-09-21T03:57:51Z")
belly. ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 6:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/304 "2002-09-21T18:36:20Z")
Pluto ---
**Author:** ![Montezuma](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@Montezuma](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Montezuma)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/305 "2002-09-21T18:37:48Z")
Nash ---
**Author:** ![Anubis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/dfb087/32.png) [@Anubis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anubis)\ **Post date:** [September 21, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/306 "2002-09-21T22:19:49Z")
The story so far… Once upon a bridge over fifty penguins, my screamed first blurst among thy pants! Navel explorers died in a fiery pack bowl ladle then cheese rattled loudly amongst inside my kidneys filled with rum. Although you never sing vibrato he excelled chopped up laxatives into love but misses the bus. Don’t hurt nuns. Because they will melt, then reproduction cannot occur. ever. Ringworm makes us enthusiastic investigate so that nymphomaniacs bake chocolate muffins vibrators. Orange Aquaducts masturbate with peanuts. Bob Dylan touches dingos arse gingerly yet cannonballs are up with ecology. I went across horse doo-doo with a pogo elephant stick stamping everything but bassists. ““No!”” screamed the salad-shooter You need registration, you love registration!!! Suddenly, a post-its appeared, glowing incandescantly with style. Neener-neener it cried hesitant to shimmy doorjams loose. There might never have been time for wild sleazy gut-busting love. However, succinctly, it it it groveled repeatedly . 'Possums regurgitated amongst dandelions sending accountants slurping for grungy cheerleaders. Applause filled my senses with rapturous phlegm , as my loincloth fell suddenly. . Pancakes spinning wildly despite intense gravitational forces , inertial physics bullshit notwithstanding. Flamethrowers brightened panoramic scenes while Sister Listerina became engorged many tired fish rotting in a fetid hellishness. What the cow is eating is thrice the meaning of gumboots obviously. Sinister frogs composing evil schemes , dreaming devilish and snapping turtles writhing senselessly seeking heat. Moist spleens covered copious amounts of . Testicular objectivity SUCKS! Megalomaniacal rodents grasp sodomizers …and they lived happily ever after. (the end?) Fortunately, pot fucked little Mensans arrived presumptuously despite Pluto Nash having an episiotomy. Consequently childbirth recapitulates twins with conjoined pods and could never regurgitate simultaneously despite lacking individual ferns. Goddamnit! cried Mussolini goodnight dulcet demimonde went spastic ok So then multitudinous worms farted disgusting spores Mussolini dichotomatically separated hairs on his HAMSTER’S belly. Pluto Nash my contribution… brainworms ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/307 "2002-09-22T01:31:59Z")
, liversnakes, ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/308 "2002-09-22T15:10:02Z")
and ---
**Author:** ![agentfroot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/779978/32.png) [@agentfroot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/agentfroot)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2002, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/309 "2002-09-22T16:10:20Z")
exlax ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/310 "2002-09-24T03:57:00Z")
suddenly ---
**Author:** ![gouda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c77e96/32.png) [@gouda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gouda)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/311 "2002-09-24T11:57:33Z")
mated ---
**Author:** ![Captain\_Blunty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@Captain\_Blunty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Blunty)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 12:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/312 "2002-09-24T12:30:05Z")
angrily ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 24, 2002, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/313 "2002-09-24T13:31:36Z")
yet ---
**Author:** ![t-keela](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a3d4f5/32.png) [@t-keela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/t-keela)\ **Post date:** [September 27, 2002, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/314 "2002-09-27T17:30:18Z")
everyone ---
**Author:** ![TVGuy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/82dd89/32.png) [@TVGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TVGuy)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/315 "2002-09-28T02:43:26Z")
laughed ---
**Author:** ![Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Krisfer\_the\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Krisfer_the_Cat)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/316 "2002-09-28T04:51:28Z")
hysterically ---
**Author:** ![mmjewett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mmjewett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mmjewett)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 5:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/317 "2002-09-28T05:37:22Z")
over ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 5:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/318 "2002-09-28T05:47:34Z")
pyrex. ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2002, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/319 "2002-09-28T07:02:05Z")
Spock’s ---
**Author:** ![bee\_with\_an\_itch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/13edae/32.png) [@bee\_with\_an\_itch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bee_with_an_itch)\ **Post date:** [September 29, 2002, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/320 "2002-09-29T02:32:36Z")
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