# 1 word story **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437 "2002-07-23T20:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/61 "2002-07-24T02:18:46Z")
reproduction ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/62 "2002-07-24T02:43:21Z")
cannot ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/63 "2002-07-24T02:53:34Z")
occur. ---
**Author:** ![Roadwalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e19b73/32.png) [@Roadwalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roadwalker)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/64 "2002-07-24T02:53:36Z")
ever ---
**Author:** ![VDarlin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/e56c9b/32.png) [@VDarlin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VDarlin)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/65 "2002-07-24T03:19:24Z")
. Ringworm ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/66 "2002-07-24T03:26:29Z")
makes ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/67 "2002-07-24T04:08:52Z")
us ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/68 "2002-07-24T04:11:06Z")
enthusiastic ---
**Author:** ![Buck\_The\_Diver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Buck\_The\_Diver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Buck_The_Diver)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/69 "2002-07-24T04:11:48Z")
investigate ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/70 "2002-07-24T04:17:34Z")
so ---
**Author:** ![zephonith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@zephonith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephonith)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/71 "2002-07-24T04:22:22Z")
that ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/72 "2002-07-24T04:26:04Z")
nymphomaniacs ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/73 "2002-07-24T04:28:18Z")
bake ---
**Author:** ![ResIpsaLoquitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b3f665/32.png) [@ResIpsaLoquitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ResIpsaLoquitor)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/74 "2002-07-24T04:35:02Z")
chocolate ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/75 "2002-07-24T04:39:38Z")
muffins ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/76 "2002-07-24T04:39:48Z")
vibrators ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/77 "2002-07-24T04:51:39Z")
. Orange ---
**Author:** ![Hyphen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/d07c76/32.png) [@Hyphen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hyphen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/78 "2002-07-24T05:05:05Z")
Aquaducts ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/79 "2002-07-24T05:10:35Z")
masturbate ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/80 "2002-07-24T05:17:34Z")
with [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437.md?page=5)