# 1 word story **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437 "2002-07-23T20:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![TimTheEnchanter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@TimTheEnchanter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TimTheEnchanter)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/81 "2002-07-24T05:18:55Z")
peanuts. ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/82 "2002-07-24T05:20:23Z")
Bob Dylan ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/83 "2002-07-24T05:21:20Z")
touches ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/84 "2002-07-24T05:25:40Z")
dingos ---
**Author:** ![Seven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Seven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Seven)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/85 "2002-07-24T05:26:51Z")
arse ---
**Author:** ![neofishboy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/neofishboy/32/444_2.png) [@neofishboy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/neofishboy)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/86 "2002-07-24T05:42:31Z")
gingerly ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/87 "2002-07-24T05:53:57Z")
yet ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 7:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/88 "2002-07-24T07:23:03Z")
cannonballs ---
**Author:** ![Mudshark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f04885/32.png) [@Mudshark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mudshark)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 7:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/89 "2002-07-24T07:34:30Z")
are ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/90 "2002-07-24T08:04:16Z")
I typed out the whole story with original grammar. If this messes up the idea of the thread, feel free to ignore it. My added word is bolded at the end.) Once upon a bridge over fifty penguins, my screamed first blurst among thy pants! Navel explorers died in a fiery pack bowl ladle then cheese rattled loudly amongst inside my kidneys filled with rum. Although you never sing vibrato he excelled chopped up laxatives into love but misses the bus. Don’t hurt nuns. Because they will melt, then reproduction cannot occur. ever. Ringworm makes us enthusiastic investigate so that nymphomaniacs bake chocolate muffins vibrators. Orange Aquaducts masturbate with peanuts. Bob Dylan touches dingos arse gingerly yet cannonballs are **up** ---
**Author:** ![EggNogg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/eb8c5e/32.png) [@EggNogg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EggNogg)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/91 "2002-07-24T10:07:42Z")
with ---
**Author:** ![JavaMaven1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/cab0a1/32.png) [@JavaMaven1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JavaMaven1)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 10:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/92 "2002-07-24T10:18:29Z")
ecology. ---
**Author:** ![Nortia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Nortia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nortia)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 10:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/93 "2002-07-24T10:38:37Z")
I ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 12:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/94 "2002-07-24T12:18:22Z")
went ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 12:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/95 "2002-07-24T12:24:00Z")
went ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 12:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/96 "2002-07-24T12:31:43Z")
across ---
**Author:** ![Sparrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Sparrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparrow)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/97 "2002-07-24T13:00:48Z")
horse ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/98 "2002-07-24T14:05:02Z")
doo-doo (is this technically one word or two?) ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/99 "2002-07-24T15:56:39Z")
with ---
**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/100 "2002-07-24T16:09:53Z")
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