# 1 word story **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 23, 2002, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437 "2002-07-23T20:21:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![irae](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f0a364/32.png) [@irae](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/irae)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/101 "2002-07-24T16:23:34Z")
pogo ---
**Author:** ![mkl12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/102 "2002-07-24T17:53:10Z")
elephant ---
**Author:** ![Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy-Bob_Fina)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/103 "2002-07-24T18:55:58Z")
stick ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/104 "2002-07-24T19:11:20Z")
stamping ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/105 "2002-07-24T19:24:22Z")
everything ---
**Author:** ![Robb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a183cd/32.png) [@Robb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robb)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 8:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/106 "2002-07-24T20:17:45Z")
but ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 24, 2002, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/107 "2002-07-24T20:20:01Z")
bassists ---
**Author:** ![Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy-Bob_Fina)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/108 "2002-07-25T00:54:42Z")
. “No!” ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/109 "2002-07-25T01:19:01Z")
screamed ---
**Author:** ![Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy-Bob_Fina)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/110 "2002-07-25T01:21:58Z")
the ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/111 "2002-07-25T01:29:32Z")
salad-shooter ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/112 "2002-07-25T01:37:58Z")
You ---
**Author:** ![BiblioCat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ed8c4c/32.png) [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/113 "2002-07-25T02:06:29Z")
need ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/114 "2002-07-25T02:10:05Z")
registration ---
**Author:** ![Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/46a35a/32.png) [@Billy-Bob\_Fina](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Billy-Bob_Fina)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/115 "2002-07-25T03:55:44Z")
, you ---
**Author:** ![monica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a183cd/32.png) [@monica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/monica)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/116 "2002-07-25T04:15:22Z")
love ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/117 "2002-07-25T04:28:14Z")
registration!!! ---
**Author:** ![\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/977dab/32.png) [@\_Roger\_the\_Shrubber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Roger_the_Shrubber)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/118 "2002-07-25T04:47:00Z")
Our glorious story, thusfar, with all original punctuation, tenses, et cetera: Once upon a bridge over fifty penguins, my screamed first blurst among thy pants! Navel explorers died in a fiery pack bowl ladle then cheese rattled loudly amongst inside my kidneys filled with rum. Although you never sing vibrato he excelled chopped up laxatives into love but misses the bus. Don’t hurt nuns. Because they will melt, then reproduction cannot occur. ever. Ringworm makes us enthusiastic investigate so that nymphomaniacs bake chocolate muffins vibrators. Orange Aquaducts masturbate with peanuts. Bob Dylan touches dingos arse gingerly yet cannonballs are up with ecology. I went across horse doo-doo with a pogo elephant stick stamping everything but bassists. “No!” screamed the salad-shooter You need registration, you love registration!!! It’s a little deformed, but…uh…beautiful. Yes…anyway, the last word still stands as “registration!!!” and on with the show… ---
**Author:** ![Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c77e96/32.png) [@Speaker\_for\_the\_Dead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Speaker_for_the_Dead)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/119 "2002-07-25T04:54:36Z")
Suddenly, ---
**Author:** ![zephonith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3ab097/32.png) [@zephonith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zephonith)\ **Post date:** [July 25, 2002, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1-word-story/120437/120 "2002-07-25T05:00:41Z")
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